Holy shit. As if the media wasn't already feeding the hormones of horny high school teenagers, our school decided to have yet again another spring carnival event. A fucking mud wrestling fest. It's beyond me what exactely it is that makes a woman covered completely in sweat and mud that makes guys wanna pop a boner. I don't give a fuck if anyone thinks that it's degrading to women. I'm just bitching about how incredibly stupid it is for our school to be doing it. I heard all today about the stupid event and how all the guys were going to watch it. Like I really need to t hear about that you horny little perverts. You make me shit. Hell, you give me daily diarhea
I hate my school. We have the shittiest school in my fucking province, maybe the whole world, and yet everyone (I use that term loosely) still has a lot of school spirit. Why should anyone have school spirit and try to make their high school career the best it can be. I'd prefer to make my high school life as miserable as possible, that way I won't be crying my eyes out in twenty years time when I find out that all my dreams and ambitions were all for nothing as I sit in my little 4x4 foot cubicle doing mind numbing work while i use all my skills to make the company richer and only receiving a small ten dollar christmas bonus as a reward for a job well done even though they have no fucking idea who I am, while they all sit in their comfy little offices drinking champaigne out of a diamond coated glass that they purchased using the company's mind blowing profits to pay for, the whole time missing all the days of freedom I had and wishing that I were back in high school.
As if this wasn't enough, our school thought it would be cute to have an easter egg hunt for the spring carnival. What the fuck?! I paid a hundred dollars for my graduation fee and I paid 50 for my student fee and this is what they spend it on? Stupid boiled eggs that mindless, manipulated, dipshits walk around looking for? What a crock of shit. I want my fucking money back. I'm also still pissed about the fact that I don't get my graduation fee back if I decide not to go to my graduation prom, ceremony, or even if I fucking fail the year. Fucking rip-off artists.
And now our school yet again is having their annual school presidential elections. I hate those. What a fucking waste of paper, time, and bristol board. Everywhere I turn I see a bunch of stupid shit all over the walls covered in bad spelling and shitty colors saying "vote joe. he'll mak a diffrence". Nobody cares about you Joe. No one likes you and you won't make a difference because no matter how hard you try you won't change the fact that our school is the equivelent of a russian prison where everyone pisses their time away by shitting all over each other. And the voting scheme of the whole election is bullshit too. Last year's winner was someone that everyone hated. I overheard everyone talking about how much they hated this person and that they were annoying, that they were voting for the other guys because they were cooler (I'm still pissed that the one I voted for lost. I wanted my helper monkey). We all should know by now that all elections are rigged so that the the voters feel as though their opinions and thoughts are important. Then the teachers pick the winner at the end, totally oblivious of the fact that just because the person they choose is a whiney little suck ass who kisses ass on their way to the top doesn't mean that anyone likes them. Stop dragging us around by our balls.
I'd like to finish off by stating an observation today. People who give flowers and candy to their girlfriends on a weekly basis are a bunch of idiots. Listen women, if your boyfriend is giving you this many gifts, then it's either one of two things. Either 1)he's praying that extra gifts will hold you off from breaking up with him for at least a few days. If this is the reason, I suggest that you dump his ass, because he's insecure, and no one likes an insecure person. At least that's how I looked at it when I felt that way before. And the second reason for giving you this many gifts is 2)he's just looking for some sex. What better way to butter a girl up and manipulate her to do your every desire than to bribe her with something that makes her think she's important. Right? Bullshit. No one with half a brain would ever spend 100 dollars on candy and flowers without expecting a little something in return later on down the road. Ladies, no matter what reason he's giving you this many gifts for, dump him immediately before you get brainwashed one way or another.