NO DOUBT GIVES ME DIARHEA

Has the whole world gone insane? Why the hell is No Doubt getting any recognition or popularity at all? I don't know why I even need to write an article on why I hate them. Because I think it should be as plain as day as to why they suck so badly. I cringe every time I hear someone tell me that they like No Doubt, or they think that Gwen Stefani is talented in anyway, or that they even think that Gwen Stefani is hot. And now I seriously am scared of what the future has in store musically if this trend of shitty music continues

To start out with why I hate No Doubt, the first reason is because they just happen to be comprised of the three styles of music that I hate the most all at the same time. They consist of the sounds of Ska, Reggae, and R&B all rolled into one coma inducing pile of pigshit that tone deaf idiots call music. I hate Ska. Stupid, annoying shit. And reggae. Damned Snow. He sucks too. I saw him in a music video once. The song was called "Too much" and he was surrounded with his posse of black rappers. I was surprised though. They looked like the type of people who would've kicked Snow's ass in any other given situation. Anyways, The video was shot with a boring, shitty ass, stereotypical white background, half naked women, and a car (yes, that's right, only one car) and when it came time for Snow to sing his part he began throwing out lyrics that didn't seem like actual words to begin with. The only words (or whatever the hell they were) that I understood were "too much whoa" and "wing ding ding ding ding whoa"....other than that it was all fucked up. And R&B, I don't think I need to explain further than that.

Next up, I absolutely hate Gwen Stefani's annoying shrieking annoying whiney singing voice. Does she really have to sing like she's a pissed off adolescent female? Every time I hear her voice I feel like smashing my head through a wall. I don't see a margin of talent here and I can't believe anyone would even say that she is a talented singer. I hated her in that god awful Spiderwebs song, and I hated her even more in every other song she's ever made. I hate the guitaring, bass, drums, and god knows what else is used to make this shit.

Lastly, I hate Gwen Stefani's look. I don't understand anybody who says she's hot. She's the most pale person on the entire planet and to top it off she decides to put on the most reddest lipstick she could find. That's got to be one of the worst combinations. And also, her clothing line sucks. Which I'm assuming is the shit that she normally wears, if so then I'm right and her clothing line sucks. I had to look through the internet in order to find pictures of her clothes so that I could be sure that what I was thinking was true, and I had to gouge my eyes out at what I saw. I can't explain how bad it looks so I'll show you what I mean:

Makes me want to smash my head into something in hope that all of my memories of this shit goes away. You have to agree with me that this is the most ugliest thing you've ever seen. Same with the clothes she's wearing. I can't believe anybody would actually give her credit for making her own clothing line. Saying that it's unique and blah blah blah. Who gives a fuck? It may be unique but that doesn't change the fact that the clothes look like they were shit on. I could make my own clothing line by just cutting some cloth up, give it some retarded designs, covering it in my blood, throwing in a logo, and I could try and sell it. I mean, why wouldn't I be able to? It's unique in it's own way, why wouldn't people buy into my shit? Could it be because I'm not famous, and people are nothing more than puppets of the media? This is yet another person trying to pimp off their ideas and views to the gullible population, just like Hillary Duff. Damn I hate her.

I just can't stress how pissed off I am about the fact that, just like the White Stripes, No Doubt gets any recognition at all. When there are so many bands out there with way more talent than anyone could ever comprehend. Ok, I'm tired of this now. throw out your No Doubt shit and put an end to this.

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