Every year everyone always make the same resolutions over and over again. "I'm going to lose weight" or "I'm going to quit smoking" or "I'm going to start treating people better" or "I'm going to stop being such a miserable son of a bitch". The problem with making these kinds of resolutions is that they're sometimes too hard to carry out and they make you feel miserable when you can't achieve your goals. This lowers your self esteem and in result you feel compelled to make the same dumbass resolutions the next year. My friend Dan goes to the gym to work out three or four times a week, and he was telling me about how he saw the amount of people who were there had doubled since before new years. You can tell what those people resolved to change for the new year. The thing that's even funnier is how these people come into the gym for two weeks, and then never go again because they easily give up. You people make impossible to reach goals and never follow through with them, yet you have the balls to bitch at someone like me for not wanting to better myself? Screw you. I don't have to change. Everyone else does. I hate new years. Every year is the same old shit, there's nothing new about it. I still see the same assholes with dumbass looks on their faces every single fucking day. Every new years people do the same thing to celibrate it. They go out and drink, have mindless sex, do drugs, and come home at four in the morning piss loaded to their two and three year old kids who were left home alone for the past seven hours. What's so new about that? Why not do something that is new to welcome the new year? Like me for instance. I stayed home on new years eve, watched 5 back to back episodes of spawn (the animated series, not the movie), and went to sleep at one thirty in the morning bitter and hating everyone. That's something not many people decided to do.