There's this gross looking menstruating old bitch at my school named Ms. Morse (Note the "Ms." title she holds. I'm not surprised) who treats all of the teenagers like they're a bunch of smart mouthed rule breaking disobedient little shits. She walks around acting like her shit doesn't stink, and sneaks up on teenagers in hopes of catching them doing something aginst the school rules. Then once she catches them in the act she'll go to the bathroom and masturbate with a cucumber out of self satisfaction (I made that up but I wouldn't be surprised considering it's probably the only thing she could ever get) and then go and catch other kids doing shit that really isn't on the grounds of getting a detention for. We all know that this bitch blows what we did out of proportion when she tells the principal just so she can watch it go on our permanent record and totally fuck us over. The funny thing about her is the fact that it seems like this is her only job. Hell, I don't even know what her fucking job would be considered. She does this during Lunch and Recess breaks, and I'll be damned if I know what she does during class time. I can't believe someone can actually get paid for this.

One time a friend of mine was sitting on the rail of the stair when she came down and told him to get off there. Then there was this other time when I was in the hallway just minding my own business, when I decided I would light my lighter and see if it was still working. She comes up to me, like she was hiding behind something in hope that someone would slip and not see her watching or some shit, and tells me to give her the lighter and to go down to the principals office. I told her that she could go fuck a dead rat and set her on fire with a can of aerosol spray, then I shit on her fried corpse. Ok, not really, but that's what I would have done if I had a can of spray with me. I don't see why lighting my lighter in school should be made such a big deal of. It's not like I was lighting anything on fire. And if I was, it would depend on what it was.

Anyways, I was talking to one of my female friends today, just minding our own business, when "Ms. I'm pissed because I can't get laid because I'm so goddamn ugly" came up behind my friend and looked down at her ass (Or my feet or my package, I couldn't be too sure) with an ugly, crusty old woman look on her face. She stared for a few seconds, then walked away. I was so fucking grossed out. The thought of her possibly getting off on my friend's ass made me sterile for the rest of my life. That's just disgusting. I think there should be a law against hiring cranky old hags for any job. That includes hiring them for kindergarden teachers. That's the worst thing you can do. I remember my kindergarden teacher (Who ended up being my grade one teacher the following year) was an old woman who seemed like she was pissed off at everything. She was so fucking patronizing it just pissed me off to no end. She was so bitter and I grew up fucked up because of that experience. The best teachers to hire for kindergarden are the twenty-some year old females, who are hot, fresh out of university, have a soothing voice, and don't get pissed off at you for coloring outside of the lines (You don't like it you nazi bitch? I'll fucking color outside the duck if I fucking well want to).