No one knows the true pinnacle of boredom until you hang around with a bunch of girls who are playing with an ouija board. Over the weekend my girlfriend and I went over to her friend's apartment where a bunch of them were drinking all weekend, and were also playing with an ouija board. How the hell can people believe in that spiritual bullshit? They asked the "all knowing" board a question about the future, then some ghost in the room moves the little pointer thing around to spell out words with the letters, numbers, and answer the yes and no questions with the...yes and no in the corners. The thing here is though, we all know damn well that there's someone in the room that is moving the pointer around, making it seem like the spirits are doing it, just so the pointer will land on answers that will make them happier. There's no way to prove this for sure, but I'm sure that we can all agree on one thing. It sure as hell isn't a ghost moving the pointer, because if I were a ghost, I'd have better things to do than to tell the future to a bunch of teenagers sitting around drinking in their lingerie. I's spend the whole time masturbating my transparent ghost jiz all over them. How could these boards have any spiritual power at all? They're distributed by a large heartless corporation that don't give a shit about their customers at all. What exactly makes the boards so much different from any other board? They're still made of cheap cardboard and other materials that have no more power to control your future as my ass does (I've said that before but it's true). I could make my own ouija board, but no one would buy it. And why not? It's still made out of the same old shit as the professional ones are made, the only difference is I destroyed the thoughts that there's a possibility that some old gypsy woman could have put a curse on the professionally made ones that could give those their powers.
If ouija boards really had spiritual power, then why do they require someone to hold onto the pointer? Why can't we ask the question, just sit back and watch the pointer move on it's own? It should work, after all, the ghosts in the room ARE the ones who are moving it, aren't they? Does the pointer require the help of human hands to give it more spiritual energy? Hell no, it's because it's bullshit. Nothing more. Ouija boards aren't even fun. You ask it a question, you move the pointer around, you get some dumbass answer, *Yawn*. According my girlfriend's friends I'm going to die when I'm 74 and my girlfriend's going to die when she's 30. I then asked what year I was going to die, and the result was like...3 or 4 years before I turned 74. They then joked around about the spirits being bad at math. I noticed how they took longer finding the answer on the board than they did before, mainly because they had to take some time to try and figure out the math.
The point here is that ouija boards are nothing more than some stupid mystical bullshit used to try to screw more and more people out of money. It's like fortune tellers and tarot cards. How the hell can pieces of cardboard or balls made out of shitty crystal tell the past, present an future? Damned if I know.