PHRASES THAT PISS ME OFF Most of these aren't actual phrases that people have based their lives around but they are phrases that I've heard people say in the course of my lifetime that piss me off to no end.

1)The worse thing in life is life itself.

I was getting into a pleasent debate over the meaning of life with a friend of mine one day when some nosey bitch came over and tried to sound so deep and philosophical by passing off this stupid bullshit. The wose thing in life is life itself? Then go kill yourself and it'll solve both of our problems. I actually told her if that's how she felt then she should go kill herself. She then went into ultra bitchy mode and started getting pissed at me for being so insensitive or some stupid nonsense. Life can't be the worse thing about life because in life there are good things (not a hell of a lot though). Bad is the absense of good, so life would only be the worse thing if there were no good things about life. I hate these morons who try to sound all knowing.

2)God's a dick (usually followed up with "god doesn't exist")

I'm not a big religious guy but I do know religious stupidity when I hear it. I had some dipshit tell me that god is a "fag" (nice use of words moron, you'll win any fight with those tactics) to which he also told me that god didn't exist. This made no sense to me because if god didn't exist then why would he call him a fag? Most people don't use adjectives to describe things that don't exist, otherwise they would sound like an idiot. And I'd also like to add how stupid I think people who believe in satan yet don't believe in god are. According to the bible, satan is a fallen angel of god. If god didn't exist then how could satan exist? You'd use the arguement that this probably isn't how it happened (I'd like to hear your theories, morons) so I'd have to wonder how there can be an evil dedicated to the downfall of man, yet there isn't someone good in order to balance out good and evil. There can't be a negative without being a positive, it's just impossible. Either way it doesn't matter, you're all idiots no matter what you think.

3)I'm a virgin and proud of it

Usually said by ugly, stupid, mean bitches who just haven't found anyone that can stand their company long enough to screw them, so they want to look like they're innocent and pure by stating that they are "proud" of not getting knocked up yet. No one is proud of being a virgin. I never was proud of being one. I just was one. Nothing more. These girls who say this give the impression that they aren't whores, but come the first guy who wants to bone them and they'll be on him like the sluts they are.

4)I need to get laid

I need food, shelter, clothes on my back, family, and friends. Getting laid would probably be somewhere on my "things I want" list. I hate people who act like sex is like cocaine. The more you do the more you want. I haven't had a nervous breakdown yet because I don't have sex every five minutes. I hate when girls cry (sometimes literally) because they haven't gotten laid in a week. Well guess what bitch, LIVE WITH IT! I went eighteen years without sex and you didn't see me complaining about "needing" it. You don't have to have sex every second of the fucking day. That's why there are such things as dildos. You don't have a cock right there at your disposal? Get a carrot and shut the fuck up. No one needs to hear your bitching.

5)There is nothing to fear but fear itself

Probably when it comes to trying out for a sports team or taking someone on in a fight, but I'm pretty sure I won't be afraid of being afraid if I'm held hostage at knife point, tied up and getting castrated.

6)Ford sucks

This is something that I've heard over and over and fucking over again to the point where I feel like knocking a few heads off Mortal Kombat style. These two words have been said enough that it should count as common phrase, not a good one but a phrase nontheless. I don't understand why anyone would even give a shit about what type of car they drive. If it can get you from point A to point B, is affordable, then what the fuck is the big deal? It doesn't make sense to think Ford sucks considering the first automobile was created by Gerald Ford, the person who created the Ford company. I don't give a fuck anymore.

7)You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same

This is a good phrase if not for the fact that EVERYONE uses it. Not so different now that a million people all live by this phrase are you? Nowadays, it's getting to the point that no one is actually doing anything to BE different. They just say they are just so they can feel special and unique. What's so unique about being different if everyone wants to be different? I've never seen anyone who said they wanted to be different without actually DOING anything to look different. Everyone's turning into a bunch of sheep.

Do you have a phrase or quote that you think is annoying (or you live by, it'll be more fun that way). Email it to me. BACK