This is a debate that's been going on between people for roughly a few hundred years and it seems to me there's no end in sight. Well I've decided that I would take it on my own to lay it down to everyone right now what is right and what is wrong. Naturally my arguement will be I'm right and everybody else is wrong no matter how hard they argue so I don't really see any need to go further with this.

First I'd like to break it to all of you science freaks out there who believe there is no god and the universe was created by the big bang theory and the elements. YOU'RE ALL FULL OF SHIT!!! I have yet to find anyone who can honestly justify this "Theory". How can you people say that the entire universe was created from what was known as the big bang? For those of you who don't know, the big bang occured over billions of years ago when all of the matter in the entire universe exploded outward from a ball that was the size of the head of a pin. This explosion caused all of the planets and stars to take their positions in the universe. I can't understand how anyone can read this theory and not think to themselves "what the fuck?". It pains me to think that I even have to explain why this dumbass theory is an obvious fallacy. This is what people say is the justified way the universe was created. At least the stupid people anyways. I'll break it down for all of you people simply. All of the matter in the universe started out being compressed into a ball the size of the head of a pin before the big bang ever occured. Now here's the question. Where the hell did that ball come from? It couldn't have just appeared out of nowhere. Ha! Got you there. Can't argue with me now can you? Chrono:1, Everyone else:0. The funny thing is if you say there is no god, yet this ball just appeared out of nowhere, that contradicts another experiment done by scientists hundreds of years ago. This experiment proved that you can not create something out of nothing. So try explaining this? Either way you're going to be contradicting another one of your dumbass theories from the science that you dimwits worship so much. Either way you'll lose and I'll win. So just give it up before you lose all credibility. The other thing that pisses me off about the sheer narrow mindness of your completely impossible theory is the fact that no matter what, you'll ignore the fact that there is no way that the big bang can ever be proven. Sure you people can argue with me that scientists have used giant telescopes to look into the deep reaches of space only to see some strange actions going on which might possibly be the big bang still occuring (because apparently every day something new just appears out of nowhere and explodes out of that ball in space) but what about my logical reasoning? What is occuring in space that scientists are guessing (That's right! A theory is just a guess that hasn't been proven) is that what they believe to be the big bang could be anything. An asteroid belt, meteor shower, aliens, anything at all. How the hell can someone look into the far reaches of space that we'll probably never be able to reach in a billion years and say that they KNOW what is occuring there? Also, you science freaks believe in reincarnation rather than heaven? Well here's the thing though, what if a supernova (the explosion of our sun, or any star) occured and earth and everything on it was suddenly destroyed? If this happened then what would we reincarnate into if there wasn't anything left to reincarnate into? Pull your heads out of your asses people! You're useless search for the meaning of life is making you lose all rational thought and you're just buying all of this bullshit that scientist's are feeding you, and you only believe what you're told like the damn sheep you are because you all have some idea planted in your heads that all of them know what they're doing. Pathetic.

Don't get me wrong though, I'm also against religion. When I say religion though, I just mean the organized religions that are followed by every single person on this planet, after all, we all need a belief. Here's my belief, the bible as well as the entire christian religion is so hypocritical and just false. Look at it this way, the bible states that the world is only around twenty thousand years old, the bible was written a shitload of years after the death of Jesus, does anyone else think that maybe the events that occured in the bible might have been twisted a bit? I mean, the events in the bible were finally written down tens of thousands of years after they occured. How can someone be expected to get all of the events right exactely. Also, I think that every christian religion is just hypocritical in it's own way. The catholics and protestants have been arguing for a thousand years over which religion is the correct one, only to continuously get everything completely wrong. The bible that they cherish oh so much states that Jesus was jewish. Therefore the whole christian religion began with the jews, and was eventually adopted by the Romans after they killed Jesus by crucifiction. Hundreds of years later someone decided to break away from the Roman catholic religion and create the new christians known as the Protestants. And here are the dipshits now fighting over which is the true first religion, and are totally oblivious to the fact that their lord is Jewish, and the bible proves it! What's it going to be you morons?! Are you going to admit that you're all a bunch of dopey twats for constantly going by the bible but are completely oblivious to the fact that you killed your own lord (as it clearly states in there) or are you still going to bitch to one another and constantly contradict yourselves? Your damn religion is nothing more than a game of follow the leader, and I for one quit following your bullshit. I don't know if I can believe anything that is so fucked up on it's own.

You want to know what I believe is how the universe was created? I believe that there is a god (not the god from the christian religion, just a god not associated to anything) who decided to create the universe just so he could see how long it was before every species in the universe totally fucked itself over. The end. No long stories, just a creation and it worked it's way from there. Evolution, Dinosaurs, etc.