If you ask me, there are way too many shitty Tv shows coming out, most of which don't even last long enough to make a full season. In order for a show to last a decent amount of time, it needs to make it's way into the hearts of a large population so that a large amount of people would actually want to spend their time watching it. So the question I have in mind is: did somebody fuck up the rating system on the shows that are out now or are people just becoming more stupid? It's a surprise to me that most shows on TV has lasted as long as they have. Usually when I have people getting on my case when I state that I hate a certain show, which pisses me off so much, because it's really no different than them constantly telling me how funny their shitty show is So I decided to make this page just to piss those idiots off even more .So without further ado, it's time for you to know what shows make me want to commit a homicide on a daily basis.
WILL AND GRACE-Man I hate this fucking show. This is by far one of the stupidest ideas for a TV show ever. I frankly don't give a damn about the fact that homosexuals can live the same kind of life as heterosexuals because this show just screams shitty to me either way. I've had to watch the show before (only for two minutes each time because after watching it I decided to do something a little less painful like sticking my dick into a pencil sharpener) and I swear to god I laughed more at a funeral. The show wasn't witty, it wasn't funny, it wasn't worth my time. I've heard so many times from people that Karen is the funniest character on the show and that's the only reason why they watch it. Karen is the most annoying person on the show. I'd rather listen to a squirrel being put through a woodchipper than have to listen to her annoying as fuck nasel voice again. Will and Grace gets a 10 out of 10 on my list of shows that aren't even worth wiping your ass with.
FRIENDS-I don't know whether to be happy or pissed off that this show is finally over after 10 long, boring, shitty seasons of dumbass characters, redundant storylines, and boring episodes where the whole point of it is rich assholes having sex all the fucking time. I'm happy because now I don't have people running up to me all the time with drool running down their chin screaming "did you see last night's episode of friends?" totally oblivious to the fact that I wouldn't watch that show even if someone threatened to cut off my dick with a butterknife. But on the otherhand, I'm pissed off because now they'll be playing back to back to back to back episodes of it on TBS (otherwise known as the superstation, you know, that channel that tries to sound like they rock but in reality suck major ass because they butcher good movies by sensoring anything remotely close to swearing or violence). I watched an episode of friends once and I think the only funny thing about it was the fact that I was stoned out of my mind and I still didn't even crack a smile. I still couldn't believe it when I found out that this show lasted for as long as it did. 10 years is too long for a show this shitty, and the last thing David Schwimmer needs is more publicity. I hate that shitty acting asshole. Friends sucks.
SEX AND THE CITY-Jeez, I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw this show come back on the air, especially by "popular demand" no less. Nothing more than some pathetic show about a bunch of ugly broads in a huge city fucking every guy that walks in front of them. The first episode I've ever seen led me to believe that the show was completely filled with nudity (seeing as how the whole episode took place in a sauna with tons of naked chicks everywhere) only to realize that the show is still nothing more than shit either way. The fact that it's still on TV suggests to me that people are actually watching it, which leads me to the conclusion that people need to get bent. Boycott this show.
SEINFELD-I don't think I really need to go on with this. I had a friend once who actually laughed during this show, and I had to debate whether he was stoned or not. This show is not funny, not clever, not witty, not well written, and isn't even worth my time watching. Jerry Seinfeld is a bad comedian, and this show should've been canceled two episodes into the series. Anyone who watches this show religiously I bet is the type of person who's gonna land in prison some day.
SAILOR MOON-If you're a male and you watch this show, you should definately consider a sex change. I find it hilarious how they could actually bring this show to north america considering every character in the show is actually a hooker in the Japanese version. They're not even going to show the final season here in english because there's way too much to edit out (Sailor moon spends three quarters of the entire season walking around naked). I watched one episode, it was the same bullshit over and over again. There was really no storyline or any connection to anything. The five girls walk around eyeing every guy who walks by (making noises like they're creaming themselves as they stare), then all of a sudden a monster comes along (sent by sailor moon's arch nemisis who doesn't seem to really have a purpose except to send monsters around left and right) and does something to the people around them, to where the "sailor scouts" come to the scene, do some shitty poses for half the episode(all the while spurting out some bullshit phrase that makes themselves sound so high and mighty and powerful), they beat the monster with that dumbass tiara thing on sailor moon's head, the sailor scouts return to normal, and continue eyeing guy's packages until the end of the episode. The thing that gets me is that no one seems to notice that the sailor scouts look remarkably like those call girls who seem to be standing around pretty much screaming out that they're actually the sailor scouts. The show's redundant and shouldn't be viewed by anyone.
POKEMON-Redundant, sugar coated, shit. I'd like to set the record straight right now, I actually like the video game. The game is original, and actually quite enjoyable to play. But because of the shitty TV show, loads of pokemon toys, clothes, cups, figurines, and probably even birth control pills pokemon has been branded as being shitty in all regards. Thanks to all of the bullshit hype, anyone who's even caught playing the original game is branded as a pokemon freak and a loser. The show sucks, the game doesn't, leave me alone.
HAMTARO-If there was any show that was trying too damn hard to jump on the anime bandwagon, this one would be it. I saw an episode once and seriously contemplated self castration as punishment for putting myself through that shit. I can't believe some of the shit that this show pulls. It's almost like they stole everything they could from the "Making an anime for dummies". Having huge impressive lightning bolts for shows like Dragonball Z are cool, there's no need for someone in Hamtaro to be standing with a huge-ass cape, their finger pointing in defiance, with lightning flashing in the background when they're only talking about the powerful art of...chicken catching? I swear to god, the show I watched focused mainly on some cry baby pussy who was afraid of chickens, and had to overcome this fear by going into a chicken catching contest so he could win the hand of the girl he loved. All the while those stupid hamsters kept trying to help him out, fuck this. Just thinking of this bullshit sugar coated show makes me wanna puke.
LIZZY MCGUIRE-I hate Hillary Duff. I hate her show, I hate her music, I hate her shitty clothing line, I hate her acting, and I hate anyone who tells me that she's hot. Whether she's hot or not is irrelivent, considering that she's a total money hungry bitch. The show is bullshit and I refuse to ever watch it.
RADIO FREE ROSCOE-I watched this show once and refuse to watch it ever again. It just looked like some stupid shit that loud mouthed adolescent females wouldn't shut the fuck up about the next day at school while someone who doesn't sound like an idiot is trying to concentrate hard so they can actually get their work done. I don't know if I spelt it right or not and frankly I just don't give a damn enough to check. You can find this show on the Family Channel, so you know damn well that it's gonna suck.
THAT'S SO RAVEN-Raven is just as bad as Hillary duff. The show is not funny (if it's meant to be or not, I don't know), the storylines are poorly done, and nobody gives a shit if someone can look into the future at awkward times. Yet again another dumbass show that they air on Family Channel. So it seems that the Family Channel not only shows shitty cartoons as well as shitty movies with horrible acting, but shitty Sitcoms as well (shouldn't really be called a sitCOM considering the com part means "comedy" which is something this show lacks).
BEYBLADE-Another anime that tried too damn hard to take a game as trivial and boring as spinning tops and turning it into another pokemon/digimon/yugi-oh ripoff. There's nothing interesting about this show as it follows the same stupid pattern as every other anime's in this genre. They shoot their tops out, a huge monster explodes from their spinning tops, they exchange blows one at a time (the battles usually take twenty minutes in these shows mainly because they just stand there staring each other down for the duration of the battle), the battle ends, boring. What a stupid idea for a show. What's next? Chess pieces that try to destroy each other?
THE O.C.-I'm tired of seeing all these stupid high school dramas that try to portray the life of real teenagers in dramatic and tear jerking situations. Dawson's Creak, Boston Public, etc. Anyone who can identify with and relate to the losers in these shows should seriously see a shrink because that's just fucked up. Stop watching this bullshit and watch some cartoons.
THE NANNY-No further comment is necessary.
KING OF THE HILL-Is there a single character on this show that doesn't piss me off? The answer, is no. I hate everyone on this show, EVERYONE!!! As well as every episode I've ever seen. There was one episode I saw where Peggy was substituting a class, and one of the kids pulled her pants down when she wasn't looking. In her defense she picked the kid up and spanked him. Everyone was going major bitchy at her about hitting a kid and she got fired. This pissed me off so much. The kid pulled the teacher's pants off, the one in authority, so he deserved more than just a spanking. He deserved his head to be kicked off. Everyone was going on about hitting kids being wrong or some stupid shit like that. Every character on the show is discriminative, biased, and easily manipulated. This show is not funny so stop watching it, or better yet, if you do watch it, sell your TV set and go jump off a cliff.
RECESS-As you might have already guessed by now, I hate the family channel. This show originally started out as a saturday morning cartoon along with a huge line up of equally shitty saturday morning atrocities (Pepper Ann and some dumbass mickey mouse bullshit). I had to watch an episode once, and I'm happy to say it was only once. I hate the characters, the shitty storylines, the pseudo rebellious nature of a bunch of dumbass nine year olds, and I'm pretty damn sure that the movie was a piece of shit (With a bad guy being someone who wants to eliminate recess forever you can be assured that this movie is the equivelent of getting your testicle crushed with a hammer). Too many people enjoy watching this bullshit and I say it's about high time that TV just be eliminated altogether so I don't have to endure any more of this bullshit.
So there you have it. There's more shows than this that piss me off but I just can't remember them right now. Quit telling me that the show you watch is the best regardless of the fact that I hate it to no end, because I know you don't want to listen to things that happened in a show that you hate, so what would make you think I'd sit still for a recap of another boring sitcom that follows the same shitty pattern as every other piece of shit they show on TV.