I must be the only person who hates the TBS (otherwise known as "the superstation" which is bullshit,seeing as how this station is as super as aquaman. What a shitty super hero he is. Protector of the sea my ass. Who the hell is in the sea that really needs to be protected? Whales? Fish? What a load of shit. He has no real power or purpose) Anyways, getting back to TBS, this channel is just a load of worthlessness. They try to pretend that the channel kicks ass by showing the best movies and TV sitcoms but in reality the channel blows. That's all this channel is. 24/7 shitty movies and shitty sitcoms. They show a movie as a television "premier" trying to make it sound like TBS is the first station to play the movie on TV so that slack jawed morons are impressed. But their movies really suck because they censor anything that might be even remotely offensive. I don't understand how a channel will censor the word "asshole" but won't censor the word ass when refering to a human's prosterior. It's the same goddamn thing. Who the hell gets offended by this shit. Stupid, shriveled, old women who feel that children are going to turn into criminals if they hear swears on TV that's who. Worse of all they show the movie a billion times in a week (Back to back to back to back) before they decide to show another movie, as well as non-stop Steven Segal movies ad nauseum (Who the hell likes Steven Segal anyways? He's a shitty, pseudo tough guy who makes movies that are all the same). I'm tired of watching movies like Blade getting butchered because the executives at TBS are a bunch of limp dick pussies who are afraid of showing a vampire getting his throat ripped out or having Wesley Snipes swear every two minutes. What's the point of watching a movie if it's going to be changed at all? What good is a movie based on killing if all of the killing has been edited out at the request of a bitchy old hag who probably doesn't even watch the channel to begin with. If the movie has to be edited in any way then don't bother putting it on the station. You're only wasting people's time. FOX is another station that is a big perpetrator of this. These channels try to sound all badass but they still have to blank out anything even at night. Why the hell would you have to censor anything when the movie is being played at 12 at night? .I thank god for decent stations like ASN and CTV (yeah I'm surprised too) who never censor a damn thing when they play movies are television shows.
I also hate most of the sitcoms that they play on TBS. Nothing but continuous reruns of shitty shows that for some reason people still watch. I'm tired of seeing TBS calling themselves "funny" right after they show a commercial for Friends, Seinfeld, or Sex in the city. No one likes these shows, and they're definately not funny. Why the hell are they still on the air? They've been canceled. Get rid of them. They're useless. For christ's sake, they're reruns, they weren't ever funny and they still aren't. If they decide to show back to back to back to back episodes of Will and Grace when that atrocity finally gets canceled then I'm going to kill someone. I'm tired of this stupid channel and it's shitty lineup.
Needless to say, TBS is one of the most useless channels on TV and people should stop tuning in because as long as people buy into this bullshit, TBS won't ever go away. Fuck off.