I'm sitting there in my room watching the movie phantoms (lots of fucked up killing) when the movie gets interuppted by a commercial break. Two of the commercials made me want to throw up, and then throw up again.
The first commercial I saw started with five Hilary Duffs jumping around in the pinkest room I've ever seen. The TV in the room comes on and starts flashing ads for Hilary Duff's bullshit clothing line. I hate Hilary Duff. Her show sucks, her movies suck, her music sucks and her clothing line sucks. She's nothing more than a money grubbing bitch who cares about nothing but herself. It's obvious the reason why she's in so many areas in the entertainment industry is because she sucks at everything she tries so she probably figures that sooner or later she'll come upon something where she doesn't totally suck ass. Yeah...like that's gonna happen. The commercial starts playing her shitty music and the Hillarys turn into 6 year old snot nosed girls which goes to show you, these fucking actors are manipulating kids and controlling their minds. Soon these girls will start dressing like Britney Spears bimbos and sluts. This is all bullshit.
The second commercial pissed me off more though. Another stupid fucking tampon commercial. The girl passes it to another girl in class, gets told by the teacher to bring it to the front, he asks a question, she makes some dumbass comment, all the girls laugh, and all the guys look dumbfounded. The point of this new (bullshit) marketing campaign is that the tampon is compact, therefore it's discrete and only girls will know what it is. Your marketing campaign has failed tampax. I've seen the product in the commercial so I KNOW WHAT IT FUCKING LOOKS LIKE!!! I can now spot it from a mile away so you've totally destroyed the purpose of the product. By pimping it on TV during the commercial break of a movie that it's most poular viewers are men. Smart move dipshits.
This and other products mostly targeted at the female population makes me wonder what the fuck they're trying to accomplish. the women who use these products do not watch movies like phantoms. The only people who would've watched this movie (at 1:00 in the morning) are guys who like to make fun of these things. Guys who arent are busy jacking off to late night infomercials or fucking their girlfriends if they were with them. Girls who do watch these movies on their own would never wanna fucking buy Hillary Duff clothing. I'm tired of watching a movie while I'm in the mood for killing and blood and have it interupted every 10 minutes to having to listen to women bitching and what to do about cramps. At times like that they should put on a Resident evil commercial or the like. Save your shit for when they air Legally Blond or or You've Got Mail. Cuz then I can avoid listening to your bitching about who looks the sluttiest. Fuck that.