This movie has been dubbed "the most scary movie ever made." by pretty much every single person who ever watched it, and I would like to ask every single one of them the following question: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! This movie wasn't scary, hell, it wasn't even remotely spine chilling, and I saw the DVD version with the added scenes. I'm still trying to figure out what those added scenes were. More bad lip synching from that fucked up Linda Blair? More painted on makeup or bad graphics of projectile pea soup? I don't know. The whole movie just screamed "shitty" to me.

I don't give a fuck about the fact that people say the whole reason why this movie was scary was because it actually happened to some kid in Washington DC back in the late 1940's. The fact that the movie was based on a true story doesn't mean shit to me, because "The Texas Chainsaw Masacre" (The version that recently came out) was based on a true story and in my opinion was more gut wrenching than any movie I've ever seen (He put salt over the guys amputated leg! How fucking painful is that?!). But do they dub the Texas Chainsaw Masacre one of the scariest movies? NO! What a crock of shit. But seriously, the idea that someone in America getting possessed by Satan himself seems just too damn far-fetched to really believe is real. Satan's a busy evil Deity and probably has better things to do than to go around stealing the bodies of people who have normal relaxed lives. If Satan was really serious about the downfall of mankind don't you think that he would possess the body of one of our superpowers like The President or The Pope? And instead of lying around in bed mumbling stupid shit out of the victem's mouth don't you think that Satan would get the fuck up and go out and corrupt a soul or two? Unfuckingbelievable.

I'd like to honestly say though that I laughed my ass off throughout the exorcist because it just looked like the most stupid piece of shit that ever got too much publicity. The whole thing was just way too hyped to be any good (Like Harry Potter which I still refuse to read or watch) and people got suckered in to shitting their pants over some snot nosed little girl crawling down the stairs backwards with what is supposed to be blood but looks more like watered down ketchup spilling out of her mouth. People got all shocked when a 1973 movie contained the words like fucking bastard, goddamn cunt, and other shit like that on top of Linda Blair masturbating with a cross, chucking people out windows and pissing on the carpet during her mom's party. Oh no! Anything but that! Let me change my freshly soiled boxers!