Cartoons rock, end of story. I'm not talking about those pussy tv shows that they show on treehouse, I'm talking about those cartoons on teletoon (cartoon network for all you americans) that are on late at night. as well as the old tv shows that majorly kick ass due to the content and fighting. You can go ahead and disagree with me, but i know that deep down inside that means you just want to be like me, as I probably hate everything that you like anyways, therefore showing that you hating what i like is just copying my attitude towards everyone else. Bite me, I win.

The following are just a few of the many of cartoons that I like:

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES-The king of all television. Started out as a comic book by creators Eastman and Laird, and eventually turned into a television show, there's no one on this planet who can disagree with me that this show kicks major ass. I'm talking about the original one (although the new one is pretty bitchin too)that started back in 1987. What other kids TV show is there where you can find a bunch of ninja, ass kicking action? This is entertainment of the gods. Mutants, exploding robots, and a cast of kickass characters with their own unique personality. I used to watch this show since the day it first came out, and if they hadn't taken it off the air, I would still be watching it to this date. Don't be turned off by it's far-fetched plot and cheesy named characters. Only the smartest of people will be captured by the originality of the ninja turtles series.If you've never even heard of the ninja turtles, then kill yourself so I don't have to listen to your bullshit questions.

FAMILY GUY-A thirty minute shit your pants laughing fest. This is the most fucking hilarious show ever, in fact, they should just cancel all of those other crappy shows and just create a 24 hour family guy channel. This show is like the Simpsons except there's no holds barred, there are more poo jokes, no yellow cancerish skin, and death. Seriously, death is the coolest character to ever come to television to date. I'm talking about the death cleverly played by the voice of Norm Macdonald. Among the cast of the show is my favorite character in the show Chris wonderfully played by one of my favorite actors Seth Green. I couldn't have been more happy to have heard that those executives at FOX have finally gotten their heads out of their asses and decided to bring family guy back to life. New episodes are due to hit air waves roughly around summer of 2005. Anyone who hasn't taken the time out of their day to catch one episode of family guy should seriously get their head re-examined.

DRAGONBALL Z/GT-Yet again, more ass kicking action. Fuck all those Otaku bullshitters. I watch this show just for the awesomely created storylines, fighting and characters. Granted this show is a hell of a lot better in the uncensored japanese version with subtitles, since there is more swearing and blood. Bottem line is, this show kicks way too much ass for any critical anime bashers to really put the smackdown to. This and Inuyasha are the only animes out there that are really worth watching. eat me

CLONE HIGH- Man, when I first saw the idea behind this show, I thought it looked like the most fucked up piece of shit ever. How fucking wrong I was. For all of you entertainment challenged people out there, the whole point of the show is that the government gained the DNA of hundreds of famous dead people such as Julius Ceaser, Ghangis Kahn, Jesus, Ghandi, Abe Lincoln, Joan of Arc, JFK, etc. and cloned them and now after 16 years the clones are living the life that teenagers live nowadays, if there originals had been alive today. The government's plot is to raise the clones and turn them into the soldiers for the military. Does that sound fucking awesome or what? Thought so. also staring cameo appearances by certain nowadays celebritys such as Marilyn Manson (who makes some kind of fun of himself by singing a showtune about nutrition), Tom Green (An episode about A.D.D. make sense?), Mandy Moore (Plays a homeless person who looks like Mandy Moore), and many more. each of them have some kind of personality that totally kicks ass and adds to the show. Abe is insecure, Ghandi has a short attention span, Cleopetra is conceited (surprised?) , Joan of Arc is a sarcastic goth girl, and JFK is a womenizer (no big change). Seriously, check this show out if you haven't. Wait, I forgot. Those dipshits at the cartoon network took it off the air and replaced it with that horribly boring show "home movies". nevermind.

UNDERGRADS-There really isn't any need to explain this one. Before it was taken off the air, this show had been running 4 years with the same 20 episodes over and over. Although they continued to show the same episodes repeatedly, this is still the Adam and Eve of all adult cartoons that are played on the cartoon network. I still wish they took off Quads instead of this one. I hate Quads. The show sucks. This show is so stupid it's hardly funny. Fuck it.

TRANSFORMERS-All hail. I'm not talking about the boringly repetitive computer enhanced beast wars shit (sometimes better graphics don't mean squat), I'm talking about the original Optimus Prime and Galvatron one. It totally kicks ass. Especially the movie. Man, Unicron is the best villian out there. For those of you who don't know, he's the one that transforms into a planet that has the ability to destroy an entire planet and use it as energy before it moves on to destroy the next one. What a fucking badass. None of the new transformers could possibly compare to the original, not by a long shot. No matter how many they make. That's it. That's all I have to say. Download some old episodes and watch them.