Do I really need to say anymore? For those of you lucky people who don't know who the jetsons are, it's a stupid shitty TV show that was made back in god knows when (Probably the 50's) that would be considered the opposite of The Flintstones. Where the Flintstones takes place in the dinosaur ages, the jetsons takes place in the distant future (To 1950's standard, probably in the year 2000) where there are flying cars that can fold over, moving sidewalks, houses on poles in the sky, huge TV phones and shitty fashion trends. I hate this show and anyone who watches it religiously. I noticed that the show was brought back onto the air (showing right after The Flintstones) and after watching a few seconds of it, it made me realize just how much the show sucks. Anyone notice just how fucking lazy everyone is? Moving sidewalks, I wouldn't be surprised if they had machines that could breathe for them. I remember one time they were complaining about traffic jams. Traffic jams? What the hell? People are driving around in the sky. Can't get past a slow driver? Drive under him you asshole! What a pussy ass concept for a show. If they wanted to make a sitcom about families of the future, why didn't they make some kind of terminator thing? Robots and aliens enslaving humans and killing them just for fun. In actuality, I don't remember ever watching the show and ever seeing an alien. A show about the future and space travel and shit, and there's not one single alien. That blows. There are a shit load of robots, but they're all a bunch of pussies who do chores, work, and not a single bit of killing. That's not cool. We want to see more killing of humans by robots and aliens. Or at least I do.
I was searching for pictures that I could make fun of for this article, I couldn't believe how much jetsons merchandise (also known as shit) that there is. I don't know how they managed to pimp off all of this bullshit but they managed to do so.
I remember at the end of the show they role the credits and that bastard George Jetson is out walking his stupid talking dog on a tredmill. What the hell is that all about? Why the hell would a dog want to be taken for a walk on a goddamn tredmill. And then the next thing you know a cat jumps out and the dog starts chasing it at a faster speed than the tredmill was going, and we still didn't get to see the dog fall to a brutal death when he jumped off the tredmill. The thing was there wasn't any safety rails on the tredmill so that bastard could've fallen off at any moment and no one would know what happened to his body because the earth is so polluted. And can someone explain to me where the fucking cat came from in the first place? They live on a floating house. Did the cat just fly in or something? Are these actually alien pets? Where are the tenticles? This show is making me lose sleep just thinking about it.
I'm losing it.