I was watching TV last night (Or this morning actually seeing as how it was three in the morning) and couldn't find anything decent to watch so I decided to surf through the channels. I was just going through them when all of a sudden one of the channels caught my eye. I decided to switch back for only a few moments to see what it was, only to realize that it was nothing more than just one of those retarded imfomercials with the TV Evangelists. You know the ones I'm refering to. They have some dipshit guy saying he has the power of god invested in him, trying to pimp off some "miracle spring water" that apparently can heal anyone who uses it and then chants about how great god is and some dumb shit. After watching 10 minutes of this particular show (I only watched it to verify how fucking retarded it actually was) I was seriously considering castrating myself so there wouldn't be anyone else as stupid as me in this world. For starters, they had a bunch of black women (nothing but black women as volunteers) go up stating they had some medical problem, and the stupid guy hosting it places his hand on her forehead, chants some stupid shit about "the power of god" being surged through their body, the black women look like they're about to have a heart attack, then they start doing a shitty dance like they just had a sudden boost of energy. I'm debating if people actually buy this shit. All the host has to do is pay some people to pretend they're crippled and then go up and dance like an idiot, making it look like he has power. It's as simple as that. And yet people still buy into this shit.
Another thing that pissed me off when the host was with some female and the female started reading off all of these things that idiots who actually called in and got the product sent in about their experience with this miracle water. I mean, people actually used this miracle water and then wrote in? They had some dipshit say how he had the flu and he used the water on himself, only to have his flu leave 20 minutes later. What a crock of shit. Then there was this other guy who stated he had major back pains and forced himself to get off the couch while watching the Televangelist on TV. Then he placed his hands on the TV and started to pray along with the Host of the show, and his back pain left him. This just screams retarded to me. What a bunch of pussies. Look dipshits. There are things a hell of a lot worse than having a flu or back pains, and that would be having to watch Televangelist imfomercials. Maybe if you use the miracle water on yourself you'll cure your chronic case of stupidity. But I doubt that'll ever happen, because the miracle spring water is probably just piss from this guys toilet that he pimps out to guilible idiots like you who actually call in to buy this shit, but has no more power to heal your flu than the sweat from my testicles does.
Just thinking about this makes me want to hang myself. Just when I think that TV can't get any more stupid than it already is, along comes another shitty commercial/Reality TV show/Imfomercial to prove me wrong. Television has become a total waste of time now thanks to all of their bullshit. You have morons from one side complaining that there's too much violence,swearing and nudity on TV, and yet I still see way too much sugar coated bullshit programming on while decent shows are being taken of the air. I'm going to start taping all of my shows so that I'll have something to watch many years down the road when I'm board of their crap.