DON'T LIKE IT? GO PLAY THE GODDAMN GAME
Recently I watched the movie "Resident Evil" which in my opinion was a pretty damn good movie. Most of you know that the movie is based off of the video game from the playstation series, because I'm sure that if you don't then you must be an idiot. But maybe then again, you may not be. At least not as much as most gamers who drone on and on about the same old bullshit when it comes to movies based off of video games. This of course is their constant chatter of how "the movie wasn't good because it wasn't following the storyline of the video game well enough."

Shut the hell up. Who gives a fuck if the movie didn't follow the game exactely right down to the last detail? The whole idea is to create an almost different storyline based off of the ideas that were originally in the game. I went onto a message board once (God those are such bullshit) about the Resident Evil 2 soundtrack. People were supposed to comment on the track listing, but I found one idiot droning on about how the first movie sucked because it had nothing to do with the game. Here's a little advice for you buddy. Shut the hell up and go to hell. The movie had zombies, The umbrella coorperation, Nemesis, lots of killing, lots of blood, and the death of nearly anyone who tried to take the zombies on. What more did you expect than that dipshit? If you haven't noticed though, the ending revealed that the zombies made it out of the underground base and started to terrorize the town which sets it up for the second movie, which I think is a pretty kickass idea. Seriously though, The first movie seemed to me like a decent way to explain how the city became infected with the living dead to begin with. And now we get to watch a sequel that takes place in a different setting, different characters, and zombies getting their shit ruined by a shotgun. What more could you ask for?

If there is any movie that you want to bitch about not being close to the game then by all means, what about that train wreck of a movie "the super mario brothers"? Not only did that not follow any storyline relating to the games, it was just a shitty movie in general. It still pisses me off to no end thinking about that movie.

And I'm tired of people not shutting the hell up about how the final fantasy movie had nothing to do with any of the games at all. Once again to all of you "super sleuths" shut the hell up. The movie was written and created by the same guy who made the video games and was based off of a story written by him. Why the hell would anyone want to bore themselves by watching the same things when they can just go play the video games instead? Movies are supposed to be something new, that's why I hate having to watch movies based on books because you know that some dipshit in the audience is going to try and sound like they're so smart by stating that they know what's going to happen next.

I hate people who talk during a movie...I hate people in general. I went to go see Spiderman 2 one night (The best fucking movie ever) and I was unlucky enough to have to sit next to the loudest most annoying movie goers. First off there were four girls over in the corner who wouldn't stop laughing and talking. I was so pissed off when they screamed at parts that weren't even fucking scary and got even more pissed when they laughed in obnoxious teenage female cackling laughter at parts that weren't even funny. I seriously would've back handed them into a wall if given the chance. I hate people who laugh continuously at movies. Especially when nothing is funny. Then as if that wasn't bad enough, in front of me was "little Ms. too horny to wait until the movie ends and they get into a car before she starts making out with her boyfriend right in the middle of the fucking movie." Yeah, that explains it. I still don't understand why the hell people feel the need to go to a movie and make out. What exactely is it about a room full of sweaty, loud, obnoxious people in a movie theatre with gum matted carpets and the stench of stale popcorn that triggers people's sex drive enough that they feel the need to start making out. It's a waste of money. If you wanted to make out then go home and find a room so that I don't have to look at other morons with their tongues halfway down their partner's throats.

 

Someone once told me that maybe a reason that they do this is because their parents won't let them do it at home and the person needs a place to go so they say they're going to the movie theatres, and they have to go because their parents would want to be told what happens in the movie to verify they actually went, because they know that the parents are going to go see it eventually anyways. Seriously, that is way too long to be considered logic reasoning and there's way too much there to really explain all the reasons why it doesn't make sense. First off, if you're going to the movies to make out and you need to actually go so that you can recite parts of the movies as evidence, you won't be able to remember most of the movie because you'll be too busy, get this, MAKING OUT! Making out in a movie theatre is stupid. End of story.

Needless to say, I love going to the movie theatres because I get to see action movies on a huge screen with huge speakers, but I hate it just as much because I have to listen to people being idiots while I'm just minding my own business. So the solution to this is simple. I'm going to buy a huge entertainment system and no one is allowed to use it but me.

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