WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT PENIS SIZE?

I would like to start off by saying that any girl who's impressed by a guys penis size must have the mentality of an onion. And that goes double for any guy who decides to throw the size of their penis into a conversation just for the hell of it. I mean seriously, why would women even give a shit about what the size of a guy's penis is? I could understand if it were only a two inches hard, but it doesn't fucking matter what the size is, it's if the job gets done efficiently. You girls don't know if the guy can work miracles with a two incher. So just give them the benifit of the doubt.

I mean, what the hell does size matter anyways? A girl is only 7 inches deep or thereabouts. Why do women cream themselves when they find out the guy standing in front of them is carrying a quarterstaff in his pants? I have just two questions that I seriously would like to have answered. 1)Why do guys feel the need to say "oh yeah, my dick is 10 inches long...soft!" and 2)Why do women ever buy into this bullshit? I'm tired of hearing guys brag about their johnson size, ten minutes before they decided to whip it out in front of a tape measurer. Is there some kind of contest going on that I'm unaware of? What is the prize? Looking like a total dipshit? Congratulations.

I think it would suck to have a huge penis. Taking a shit would be too awkward, crossing your legs would take some work. Yes, I can cross my legs. I'm one of the few who realize that it doesn't take half a brain to figure out that you can tuck and roll so shut the hell up. Right about now I bet any guy reading this is probably thinking I'm some kind of pussy or something for not being able to knock down the Chrysler building by turning around when I get a hardon, as well as caring about the ability to cross my legs. Here's a present for you assholes:

Oh no! I'm comprimising my masculinity by not jacking off to Britney Spears videos and not screaming that my balls are bigger than a beanbag? damndest thing.

I remembered this one guy was telling my girlfriend at this time that his "dick was fucking huge" and he also said "yeah, I could kill you with it. Seriously". Nice going dipshit...that's a real turnon. All women are looking for someone who can rip them open to the size of a manhole cover and then pierce their lung. I can't understand it anymore. I don't shit myself when I see a girl with large breasts. Why should women care about the size of a guys dick in this regards. Do women ever masturbate with a roll of balogna? I thought not.

I'll never tell anyone that my dick is huge or that I could penetrate them through the skull with it.

I tell them straight out that I'm a 7 and a half, if they ask me, and be done with it. No bragging, no talking like I'm the shit, I just say and that's it. Let them have their opinion of how big enough that is to them.
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