I was watching TV one night when I noticed that the french channel was airing it's weekend softcore porn flick. There was nothing on for awhile and I figured why not sit back and watch some boobies for a few minutes. These softcore porn movies usually follow the same format as all other ones that they show on this french channel. Starts out with credits flashing in and out from a black background. While the credits are rolling, there is either (a) A chick getting dressed at close up (b) two people having sex from various angles (a different angle after each section of credits). or (c) Different scenes from various other films if the film is a series. After that no one gives a shit about the storyline because half of the time you can't understand it, afterall, who really has time to think when they're holding their lizard? The only problem with softcore porn is that sometimes they have a tendency to pan in on a guy's ass at the wrong times which makes you feel uncomfortable (you ARE spanking afterall). Other than that it has plenty of decent lesbian scenes...and that is all you really care to see. After watching a few of the sex scenes in this movie I noticed something that I don't think anyone has ever thought of before. These softcore porn movies are nothing more than romance novels in movie form. It was funny because I never actually thought that they made movies that followed the same format as romance novels. And then this gave me an idea. One of my female friends told me that they were reading a romance novel, and she told me that guys should read them because they could pick up some great sex tips from them. I came up with the idea that guys should watch softcore porn if they want sex tips. Not only are you getting a decent visual idea of things that you can do, but you're also not having to skip through page after page just to get through any parts that they really don't give a fuck about, and get to the points that they want most. Best of all, you can beat it while they're getting the tips, which is something you can't do while you read a book (and if you do then you're pretty messed up). And finally, I doubt you're significant other will mind if you decide to watch these while you're having sex with her. She'll be happy to know that you're trying to better yourself so you can please her better. Either that or she'll think you're a sick pervert for needing to see naked woman when you're already going out with her. Either way you'll win...or lose...I forget which one exactely.