Move over other bands who actually have talent yet don't get nearly enough publicity. Here comes the bland horribly painful music of the White stripes.

Why anyone likes them is beyond me. The redundant sound of their songs is enough to make me wish my mom had a miscarriage. The sound is shrill and the vocals sound as if the guy is so doped up on drugs it makes you wonder why he's not foaming at the mouth. I have some advice for them: MOVE OVER ASSHOLE AND MAKE ROOM FOR BANDS THAT DON'T SUCK ASS!!!

The band consists of two members. The Singer(droner)/guitarist(person taking a shit)Jack and his wife/sister Meg who plays drums(sound effect of someone hitting their head against a wall). They don't even have a bassist. The guy just sets his guitar to a setting so that it sounds like both guitar and bass. Fucking moron. I still don't understand the relationship here. They're married while at the same time he calls her his sister. Scary? Damn right. Even if it was just that they knew each other for most of their life that they're almost like brother and sister...then start calling her your goddamn best friend instead!

The most annoying thing about them is their level of talent. The guitaring is way too simple and the drumming is way too basic. It's as if they got their instruments for the first time, sucked some dick and made their way to the top.

So, there's sub-par singing, and shitty music.How is it that they became so popular? They decide to impress the easily manipulated public with music videos that seem as if they were meant for drug addicts. They use abstract bullshit and computer graphics in order to catch your attention. Because although noone would admit it, image is everything.

Bullshit! image is just a way of saying "we're not good enough so let's try something that has absolutely nothing to do with what music was originally intended for. Music is intended to send a decent message about an important issue mixed with a sound that is pleasent for the ear. It's not about who can look the best and outdo each other with some bullshit video.

It pains me to see bands such as Rufio not getting any recognition as these pussies who fuck their way to the top. Every member of Rufio contributes so much talent that is put together to create posibly the best music out there. Does anyone know them? NO! Because they don't put out music videos with noting but visuals to make up for the fact that they sound like shit. They don't need it. The great sound is all that matters.

I wouldn't be surprised if they're brainwashing people with subliminal messages. It's the only explanation why anyone can sit through them. I still can't sit through the seven nation army video. It just bores me to tears. It's the same old shit over and over. Nice seizure inducing tripe white stripes. Please people, use that unfamiliar organ between your ears called your brain and stop buying into this bullcock.

White Stripes? No. More like The Brown Stripes. Because these untalented morons sure stink like shit. I'm out.