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EatsP1es:
relevance of the fruit will prolly be the fruit in the garden of eden, linked
to the get behind me satan thing
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validlitterdept:
2nd WOWOWOWOWWOWOWOW. cool, hope it's worth the
wait.
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kornrules09:
I wonder wich song everyone will hum on this one.
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memoryremains50:
the white stripes suck
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memoryremains50:
jack whites vocals sound like hehas been sucking helium and megs drum parts
sound like my farts
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X-Y-U:
^ haha, indeed
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tydhurst:
hey memoryremains, when's your highly anticipated album out?
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lmthedarkman:
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jack whites vocals sound like
hehas been sucking helium and megs drum parts sound like my farts
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Ok lets deal with this. First of all, Jack's vocals
can vary a lot which add a lot to the songs and its meaning. Secondly Meg's
drum parts may be simple and all but they also have a lot of relevance to the
song and do a good job in keeping the song fluent. And thirdly? you are an idiot!
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lmthedarkman:
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jack whites vocals sound like
hehas been sucking helium
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Adding more misery to your stupid comment, jack whites vocals can also
display a lot of emotion which is way better than the growls and typical
irritating pop punk teeny vocals.
[POSTED: 26 April 2005 - 09:47]|
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Slashfan#1:
Hate,hate,hate get over it yeah Jack does not play 32 beats pers second in a
30 second solo but the music is one of a kind so very different from all the
other crap that is out now hell atleast it is rock and not so dumb@$$ hiphop
star or some other loser just constantly screaming into the mic.
[POSTED: 26 April 2005 - 10:04]|
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EatsP1es:
meh
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medivalman1987:
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memoryremains50:
the white stripes suck
[POSTED: 26 April 2005 - 08:54]|
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Couldnt have said it better myself...
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queen471:
memoryremains50:
jack whites vocals sound like hehas been sucking helium and megs drum parts
sound like my farts
4 people to say something before we get a wise guy. I dont see you with a
music contract.  nerd
bird
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Crazy Diamond:
I really can't believe this. I thought that people would have stopped all this
hating of The White STripes by now. On EVERY news article about them someone
says about Meg's drumming, or Jack's vocals, or even his guitar playing!!
What the hell?
Anyhoo, they rock. Simple as. All you fools can
continue with your no-brain comments, and those of us who appreciate their
music can continue to exist on a higher state of being, okay?
So the album, yeah, gonna be good. I'm attempting not to listen to Blue
Orchid until I get the whole album. Anyone else with me on this one?
[POSTED: 26 April 2005 - 11:21]|
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RachyG:
who?
[POSTED: 26 April 2005 - 11:29]|
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mikeyjoe:
I'm with Crazy Diamond----Although I have heard 30 secs of Blue Orchid
already. Damn.
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Skadogg:
Been looking forward to this for a while. White Stripes make good ol' rock
music while a lot of pop-synth new wave type of stuff keeps getting released.
And how many artists are doing Son House and Leadbelly? Jack respects the
roots. Also wondering if they keep it grimy, and how they grow/change a bit.
Haven't heard anything off this yet, and won't till the album drops.
[POSTED: 26 April 2005 - 12:46]|
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idlepretension:
Dude, its rock and roll. Shut up. Seriously. Since when was it okay for
metalheads to piss on rock bands? I mean ACTUAL rock bands with direct
classic rock influences? Shit.
Black Dahlia Murder own. Just a random thing.
[POSTED: 26 April 2005 - 12:58]|
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chrono_black:
Every single band out there now has classic rock influences, even ones that
you hate. So that classic rock arguement=bullshit.
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tydhurst: hey memoryremains, when's your highly anticipated album
out?
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Just because someone doesn't have a "highly anticipated album"
coming out, doesn't make them void of having an opinion.
I've been ridiculed for hating the white stripes (which is beyond me why) for
having a "biased opinion" based on how simple their songs are and
how shitty they sound. I've been told that many songs on their albums
actually have difficult guitaring, etc. and that I should give them a chance.
I could say the same for you Simple Plan Haters out there. Yheir new album
contains many heavy songs, not of the pop punk genre but sound more like
something of heavier punk, but you jackasses out there don't care about that
now do you? You heard their singles and based your opinion on that. And
that's exactely what I did for every single one of the white stripes singles.
Hypocrits.
I've heard no emotion in Jack's voice on any of the songs that he plays.
You'd expect with a song called "fell in love with a girl" you'd
hear more of tone of infatuation for someone, but instead we get the same
bland vocals that he gives for every other single he's had.
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I really can't believe this. I
thought that people would have stopped all this hating of The White STripes
by now. On EVERY news article about them someone says about Meg's drumming,
or Jack's vocals, or even his guitar playing!! What the hell?
Anyhoo, they rock. Simple as. All you fools can
continue with your no-brain comments, and those of us who appreciate their
music can continue to exist on a higher state of being, okay?
So the album, yeah, gonna be good. I'm attempting not to listen to Blue
Orchid until I get the whole album. Anyone else with me on this one?
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We won't stop hating white stripes because that's our opinion of them. Just
the same as you won't stop likeing them. Every article about them say those things because, get this, that is usually what
people base their opinions on about musicians. And people who appreciate
their music exist on a higher state of being? I guess being critical of a
rock band that you (and a handful of others) adore makes us nothing more than
pieces of shit, and make you all high and mighty. Pompous asshole.
In conclusion, my opinion is that the white stripes suck. You all like them,
but they're not my cup of tea. Get over it.
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mikeyjoe:
Okay, who stuck the dildo up chrono's a**?
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chrono_black:
While reading this message board I was gangraped by a bunch of frenchmen.
They shoved a dildo up my ass and I was so angry, I decided to post a reply
to some of the posts in this message board. I'm sure that's what everyone's
response would have been.
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weezer__123:
i love the white stripes. theyre like a jam band
pretty much.
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MissingLink:
god chrono, chill!! don't you realise that you have
to keep it quick otherwise people will get bored and hate you extra hard!!
Btw Blue Orchid is brilliant!!
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Billeh:
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chrono_black:
While reading this message board I was gangraped by a bunch of frenchmen.
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I really dont mind you posting your opinion but cut the bs racism and
sterotype crap :/ being french myself etc... :O
as for the white stripes well personally i have to say i like em pretty
much...simplicity is my cup of tea basically 
album coming out 2 days before my birthday = sweetness ^^
looking forward to it :P
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theonlybman:
I'm not a big White Stripes fan. I don't really think Blue Orchid is very
good either.
Oh yeah and for chrono_black, I'm sure you enjoyed being gangraped you fourm
wasting homo.
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shizaman:
boring
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mrbassman:
when you headline reading and glasto you can take the piss outa the white
stripes
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ross mcmillan:
im gettin kinda scared now. While all u dicks argue i've noticed that not
only is the album get behind me SATAN, but its
coming out on the 6th of january. Anyone that has seen the Omen will know
what im talking about. The White Stripes may be the best band ever but they
are sumoning satan and his demons.
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ross mcmillan:
its ment to say the 6th of June up there^^^ by the way
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chrono_black:
Actually, I couldn't think of what nationality to use, so I decided to use
frenchmen (being from Canada it was the first thing that popped in my head). I wasn't even
aware that gangraping people with dildos was even a stereotypical trait of the french. Do you get that often? Sorry about that.
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MissingLink:
god chrono, chill!! don't you realise that you
have to keep it quick otherwise people will get bored and hate you extra
hard!! Btw Blue Orchid is brilliant
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People are going to hate me no matter how long it is. I figure I might as
well say what's on my mind, rather than dumb it down and lose all
credibility. I don't give a shit if I bore anyone. I'm surprised people
aren't getting bored reading the same "white stripes are cool. I can't
wait for their new album" bullshit over and over.
I'd feel compelled to defend myself against theonlybman, but his response to
me was just weak.
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mikeyjoe:
Hahahaha chrono, I hated you at first, but you wiped off the dildo comment
with class, now i love you, kind of. Although, I do wish you didn't hate the
stripes so much. Word.
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the-indie-kid:
^^ and heres one of those comments now.
cant wait for the new album, white stripes are cool.
i think it would be great if for one of their live
shows, like glasto for example, they just came on wearing blue and white. that would be brilliant. actually about that, i was
watching some program on tv yesterday, about a country artist called loretta
lynn (jw produced and played geetar in her album) and in the video for one of
the songs he is wearing a blue lumberjack shirt and is playing a cream guitar
- only time ive ever seen him wearing anything other than red/black
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zxZoSoxz:
Jack White does not suck. Watch the Under Blackpool Lights DVD,
he has a several minute slide solo.
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Every single band out there now
has classic rock influences, even ones that you hate. So that classic rock
arguement=bullshit.
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No, I don't think so. Your buddies in Simple Plan are in no way influenced by
Son House or Robert Johnson.
As for meg white's drumming, why does it need to be more complicated? Will it
add anything to their songs? Not really, if you've actually listened to the
albums, her drumming is fine.
Jack White's voice, well, basing your entire argument on "Fell In Love
With A Girl" is a bad idea, because that's almost the only song where he
uses yelling/whining type vocals.
If you don't like them, too bad for you, but don't be a pretentious d*ck and
respond with babble like "meg white's drumming is like my farts,"
because your farts don't have a loyal fanbase.
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mikeyjoe:
Dude i saw that country program too, and he was wearing blue. Wooo.. duuuude.
[POSTED: 26 April 2005 - 15:50]|
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panther62:
chrono black, what the hell are you thinking saying that White Stipes suck,
and to prove it you say how much better Simple Plan is? I swear, i'm
surprised jimmy page hasn't killed himself after hearing shit like Simple
Plan on the radio.
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oldage89:
I like the White Stripes, but it seems like their stuck in the same type of
music for 5 straight albums. I love Jack White, but he needs to expand his
musical range.
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stumaster18:
spelling mistake. tha album is called "get behind me satan", not
"behind me satan" (right before the trach listings)
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stumaster18:
im gettin kinda scared now. While all u dicks argue i've noticed that not
only is the album get behind me SATAN, but its coming
out on the 6th of january. Anyone that has seen the Omen will know what im
talking about. The White Stripes may be the best band ever but they are
sumoning satan and his demons
this kid is definitely gay. there is no such thing
as heaven, hell, satan, or god. you dicks will
believe that as soon as you die.
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itsamagicalwrld:
Simple solution if you dont like the White Stripes just dont post here! It's
that simple.
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MissingLink:
the title is taken from the bible, in the gospel when peter pisses off jesus
and he says 'get behind me satan'.....shortly after they both died, well one
came back then floated away. And chrono maybe people wouldn't hate you if you
didn't waste time and space with your useless views. This news article is
aimed at white stripes fans, if you don't like it, p*ss off and look at a
simple plan article. In their *cough* ingenious *cough* words.....SHUT UP
SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!....ah what poetry.
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KENZI:
The Whites Stripes are a very popular band and I can't wait to buy their
fifth album. I hope that won't cause any arguments.
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memoryremains50:
the white stripes suck
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then i feel sorry for your skills in arguing a
point.
The artwork is kind of lame i was hoping for some off the wall cartooning for
the cover in all black and white.
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rockadavey:
i doubt jack is summoning satan...he's always thanking God first on all his
albums. i like the simplicity of their music. they rock.
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Dewy141:
"this kid is definitely gay. there is no such
thing as heaven, hell, satan, or god. you dicks will
believe that as soon as you die"
If i were u, id keep your religion comments to yourself, people will kill u
over that. Literally
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No, I don't think so. Your
buddies in Simple Plan are in no way influenced by Son House or Robert
Johnson.
As for meg white's drumming, why does it need to be more complicated? Will
it add anything to their songs? Not really, if you've actually listened to
the albums, her drumming is fine.
Jack White's voice, well, basing your entire argument on "Fell In Love
With A Girl" is a bad idea, because that's almost the only song where
he uses yelling/whining type vocals.
If you don't like them, too bad for you, but don't be a pretentious d*ck
and respond with babble like "meg white's drumming is like my
farts," because your farts don't have a loyal fanbase.
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Ok...maybe at times he doesn't suck. But he hasn't done anything to make me
shit my pants in awe lately. So piss on you.
Thirdly, according to an interview with Simple plan in the May 2005 addition
of Guitar World Magazine, Simple plan have been influenced by bands like the
beatles and U2, as well as punk bands like The Clash and The Sex Pistols (and
that's just to name a few), not from the sounds of their music, but the
different techniques they use to achieve their music. And by the way, there
are more classic rock musicians than the ones you just mentioned there.
Me personally, I used to listen to bands like Kansas, Cream,
Queen and Deep Purple back when I was 7 or 8, and now I'm influenced by them,
regardless of the fact my music sounds nothing like theirs.
All of their singles that I heard all sound the same to me vocalwise. I've
heard no emotion in any of them. And I'll be goddamned if I'm going to get
their album. The singles are what makes people want to buy the albums, as
well as being the best on the album. I hate the singles, so *** it. I'm not
wasting my time or money.
And just so you know…I wasn’t the one who compared her drumming to my farts.
I thought that comment was pretty lame. Why is my opinion unjustified (which
is what pretentious means if you didn’t know) and why is it too bad for me if
I don’t like them? Sounds to me like you’re being a naïve, holy than thou
prick. (and by the way, my farts do have a loyal fanbase)
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chrono_black:
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And chrono maybe people wouldn't
hate you if you didn't waste time and space with your useless views. This
news article is aimed at white stripes fans, if you don't like it, p*ss off
and look at a simple plan article. In their *cough* ingenious *cough*
words.....SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!....ah what poetry.
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Oh no! A bunch of shit eaters on a message board hate me? I’m going to cry
myself to sleep over this one right after I write in my diary about it.
Please, you honestly think I give a shit what people, on the internet no
less, think about me? I’m trying to get you all to hate me. It’s working too.
You people don’t even know me and you hate me? Sad. Anywho, if my negative
views on the white stripes are useless, then so are you positive views on
them. There’s no group of judges that decree what’s useless and what isn’t.
I’d go to a Simple Plan article, but those are always bombarded by people who
hate them. People like you for example (even if you haven’t, eat me). Let me get this straight. You people tell me not
to say the white stripes suck on a message board directed at fans, but then
you turn around and do the same damn thing on a message board targeted for
fans of Simple Plan? Fuck you.
I wasn’t aware that Simple Plan’s message in their songs was supposed to be
poetic. I guess though if you only put down two words of the song repeated
three times in a row in hopes to make their writing ability look stupid, I
guess it’s fair game then:
But there's just something wrong with you
Just feel like you're the hardest button to button
Wow. I can totally understand what message they’re trying to convey here.
It’s like the perfect simile when there’s something wrong with any of my
friends. When there’s something wrong with them, they too are the hardest
button to button. How retarded.
Were these last two too long? If that’s the case the, don’t read them, don’t
comment on them if you don’t, and stop being a little bitch.
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