I was at school the other day and a friend of mine told me that they posted my article on how much I hate the vines on a message board on one of the vines websites. This meant that a bunch of the vines fans would be reading it and getting majorly pissed off. She even posted my email (both as far as I know), as well as my websites URL, so I actually expected these people to get majorly pissed off. She informed me that she recieved over 130 hate mails (because she posted it, they thought it was her fault. Bastards, I would like to take all the credit) most of which were death threats that went somewhere along the lines of "You bastard. If I ever find you I'm going to slit your throat. I'd do anything for Craig" (Fucking moron). It then occured to me. If my friend posted my URL as well as my email on the message board, then why haven't I recieved a shit load of hate mail from these degenerates? Could it be because you're scared shitless of my vast intelligence and you think I'd tear you apart on my site if you decided to send me a hate mail? Cowards. If you got something to say, say it. If you think that your opinion is so much more important than mine, then I'd like to hear it. Sure you can send hate mail to someone else but not to me. What are you scared of? I'm not forcing anyone to send me hate mail but if you got a problem then I'd like to read it, laugh my ass off, and then make fun of you on my site. You're no better than that asshole who sent an email around to random people, telling them to send me hate mail because they didn't agree on my opinion of the white stripes (You know, that band that has no talent and only make it big because mouth breathers buy into their shitty music videos). I can't believe how helplessly pathetic most of you are.
At this time I would also like to show you the sheer magnitude of stupidity that these idiots radiate. I went to various message boards on websites of the vines (I'm not proud of it) in order to find the post that my friend made (no such luck) and I decided to read some of the posts for a good laugh when I came upon this little number:
I called up my fave radio station, 96.9 wrrv, and I requested, well the DJ was suck a fucking ocker. He said all theses things like how they were all bloody jerks, and how they all were so evil, or how craig was an insane mainiac, I know hes bi polar but can he hel it?(is that spelled right)Then its up he had never really even met them. God, u shouldnt assume things!
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Hi, Im the only person I know in this dull hell of a world who likes Craig. They all think he so fucked up all the time, but he is. So I can only hope that I may bring them over to the side of the vines. But seriosley, I luv him. Not like girly luv for her favorite singer, luv like soulmate luv. I mean I would sacrafice myself for him. And I dont know what I would do with out him or if anything happened to him. And I swear on my life thats true.
YOUR ALL FUCKING OCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!
Would it be wrong to say that I laughed my ass off as I read this? I mean seriously, how stupid do you have to be. I don't even know where to begin to tear this one apart. First off, this moron misspelt a shit load of words that shouldn't have been that hard to spell in the first place, and then they say a word and in brackets ask if they spelt it right? What the hell does it matter to you, dumbass? You spelt so many other words wrong, and yet you don't notice THOSE spelling errors? Then you say that this DJ guy has never even met Craig and that he shouldn't assume things. I have a question for you dipshit. Have YOU ever met him? For all you know Craig may actually be a bloody jerk, evil and an insane maniac. Why are you telling the DJ to stop assuming things when you yourself are assuming that Craig doesn't match any of these discriptions? Got you on that one you hypocrite.
The next paragraph made me stop and wonder how this idiot manages to survive the day without choking on their drool. You actually are in love with a shitty musician who hasn't even met you and probably wouldn't give a shit about you if he did? Not just "girly luv" but "soulmate luv"? What are you? Retarded? Jesus christ you seriously need to get out more often, or better yet, get bent. You say you'd sacrifice yourself for him? Please do it sooner rather than later, so I can have the comfort of knowing that I get more breathing room and there's one less moron on this planet. I can tell you what you'd do without him, you'd sound like less of an idiot than you do now. And I would also like someone to send me a difinition of the word "Ocker" because I'd like to know if I'm supposed to be offended or not.
I can't believe how stupid people are. I would respect your opinions more if you didn't sound like idiots while you made them. You like a band, that's good. If you're overly obsessed with them and would kill yourself if the band ever broke up, then that's better, because then I wouldn't have to hear you continuosly say that you love the band.
Needless to say, I'm still surprised that I haven't recieved a single hate mail. I always thought that no one would like my site. But it seems to me that people are more crazy than I gave them credit for.