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LilBonnie187 
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(7/6/01 2:26:10 pm)
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Re: idiot
well thank you for your wise but FAT answer looooooooool!!! Do i seem like a nun to you ? Do i seem amused by the level of stupidity here? No i do not, if somehow in some obscure way anyone here could possibly argue on a level other then pure trailor trash ,low class, level of intelligence then maybe i would half way believe this is an asshole forum , this is called the "Board of fun" and i think it is quite contrary since you call it an "asshole" board, however iam finding your barnyard antics quite amuseing on a no brain dont have to think much level.........3 down.....next!!!

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OzJean 
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Re: idiot
ROFL *cheers* GO BON BON BON ...

knock em dead *grins* ;)

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LilBonnie187 
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lmao!!!

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aZnDiGiChIcK
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okai pplz~!
what the fuck is going? i read the posts that ozjean posted and you gayass bitches posted sheesh she just say hi and you whores have to say all this shit....hhmmm i wonder how newbies would react or say of they came to your board LoL.......


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Jixby Phillips 
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(7/6/01 4:14:03 pm)
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Re: okai pplz~!
well thank you for your wise but FAT answer looooooooool!!!

laughing out out out out out out out out out out loud? That doesn't make any sense. Okay, that didn't prove much, but I just found that funny.

Guess what you stupid bitch? title doesn't dictate behavior. This place is called THE JIXBY PHILLIPS BOARD-O-FUN because it's a companion board to my website THE JIXBY PHILLIPS PAGE-O-FUN. It's intended to serve as being a place for viewers of my website to engage in random conversation. The people who view my page are generally ASSHOLES.

Quit fucking acting like the way you conduct yourselves is the one and only right way. This board is quite obviously not for you, and if I were you I'd just leave. I won't make you leave, or ban you, or whatever, because I don't beleive in doing that unless somebody were trying to fuck up the board with malicious spamming or something like that.

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OzJean 
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Re: okai pplz~!
[quote}This board is quite obviously not for you, and if I were you I'd just leave. I won't make you leave, or ban you, or whatever, because I don't beleive in doing that unless somebody were trying to fuck up the board with malicious spamming or something like that[/quote]
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sure I respect that.. This board is not for me.. I will not "POST NO MORE"

~ OzJean ~

Dirksen 
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(7/6/01 5:39:44 pm)
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Re: Hello To All
To the people who have no reason to be here:
You're not affecting me. I've had too much pain in my life to waste it here engaging in your mindless chatter anymore. I won't respond to your inane insults anymore, no matter how hateful, spiteful, and stupid they are. I don't like you. You annoy me. You have nothing to contribute but more pain to my life. I don't want you here. There are millions of other message boards. I don't want you on this one. Go where you're wanted. If you really want to add more pain to what has already been an incredibly painful life, you will stay. Please, please, leave.

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Jixby Phillips 
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I'm just curious, and you don't have to answer this if you think it's needless info that'll just get in the way, but how old are all of you?

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barry 
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Re: Hello To All
I SCORED IN THE TOP 1% ON THE PSAT WHEN I WAS 15 YEARS OLD!! CHECK THE WHO'S WHO IN AMERICAN HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS FOR THIS YEAR!!!!! MY NAME IS BARRY VOGELGESANG!! I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE, FUCKERS, AND IM NOT EVEN ORIENTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

i dont understand, jean. i thought i was the only one trying to be nice to you here, and you turn on me. maybe you saw my sympathy as weakness. but yeah, i guess im a pretty easy target. hooray, you win. if you took offense at my last post, i didnt mean it that way. you and your friend talk about dirksen fucking me and chickens, and dirksen writes it off. do you really see your responses as more mature? ive never met dirksen. he lives in texas, and i in arkansas. he doesnt have sex with me. im a virgin, and have had an exclusive girlfriend for the past 7 months.

but yeah, jesus (the mod) is dead. you may have noticed his not posting in his own forum for the past year or so. i figured you were clever enough to figure that out. yahoo, you proved me wrong. chalk up another victory for ozjean and her friends.

i guess posting on your board is out of the question now, huh?


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barry 
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Quote:
and dont worry about banning me I wont post no more..

thats fine..
I wont be back at mockery either I dont hang about with assholes.. thanks

Quote:
sure I respect that.. This board is not for me.. I will not "POST NO MORE"


not that i necessarily want you to leave, but... hmmm...


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LilBonnie187 
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(7/6/01 9:48:31 pm)
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so i have caused pain to your little and pathetic life well then i feel good and proud as for the fat dude your **yawn** ramblings mean nothing to me I havent seen any "assholes here at all , all ive seen is asses which is quite different from the term asshole. And as for Barry i found your cheap attempt at humor not in the least funny and i doubt jean did either, you call that being nice??? I found you to be rude and obnoxious much like the rest of you losers!!!

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barry 
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(7/6/01 10:16:26 pm)
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you dont know me. seriously, why are you being so mean to me? if i insulted you, sorry, because that really wasnt my intention when i made the post that turned your anger onto me. ozjean said it herself: im not like the others. she invited me TWICE to come to her boards, and even made a special point to email me an invitation. and i truly intended on paying a visit, if only just to meet everyone and see how i would get along with them. if she didnt have a problem with my lame and meaningless jokes, why do you? i try to avoid serious conflict. it didnt turn serious until the recent personal attacks against me.

i guess jean does have a problem with my words now. i dont understand how this all became so serious and directed at me so quickly.

youre right, it was cheap. i have fun here, even at other's expense. and im not afraid to admit it; as petty as my words were, it was wrong. it seemed this whole chat had a light air about it until you showed up. jixby thinks we're assholes. i dont think i am. i think you and your friends are much too defensive, and you came looking for a fight. fuck all that.

this probably isnt a good time to ask favors of you, but could you not post your sig here? more insult is my last intention, but really, its taking up twice as much space as your responses do. it doesnt make sense; do you really want any of us visiting your forums? why advertise them here?


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Jixby Phillips 
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(7/6/01 10:16:51 pm)
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You are a blithering, babbling idiot. Why are you so hung up on attacking traits of ours that you don't even know exist? You're calling us fat, yet I'm fairly certain you haven't seen a picture of us. You've claimed that we have small penises because we're verbally attacking women. We don't attack women. WE ATTACK STUPID PEOPLE.

Quit calling us pathetic. You are nothing but a worthless, stupid bitch who can't really read, recognize, or form a good arguement if her life depended on it.

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Dirkimon 
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You made me cry. :(

Buy my officially-licensed products.

Hugh Charmichael 
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Lil Bonnie: I was Huge Linkin Park fan untill I read your posts. Now Im planing to kill them for having fans as stupid as you. Then I will probably kill my self for putting so much thought into doing something that involved you.


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maximumtaco
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[Pictures removed at the request of OzJean]


maximum taco rocks

Edited by: Jixby Phillips  at: 7/7/01 1:57:43 pm
Jixby Phillips 
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Fuck. He's back.

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barry 
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looks like he hasnt changed a bit. as happy as i am to see you, taco, what the FUCK does appearance have to do with this? i knew this would come up at some point, but i was sure they would be pictures of me being laughed at.

this doesnt hold much relevance, but context suggests thats ozjean and her friend. am i right? i suppose it is possible that taco just found some pictures he wants to share after being gone for...god knows how long.

first hugh, now taco. whos next? jesus?

damn jixby, didnt you ban him?


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Jixby Phillips 
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Yeah... I banned him. Twice. I gave up the second time. He's the reason I won't ban anybody; they'll just come back. Ban the IP, he'll pull some shit to get around it. Ban the user name, he'll just get a new name. But yeah, I banned all his IP's twice. I'm probably blocking out half the country with all the IP's I blocked.

And Taco, you're ignorance is hanging out... you might want to tuck it back in. And while you're at it, why don't you post a picture of yourself? Fuckwad.

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miss emma 
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God DAMNIT I wish she hadn't pointed out what a sexist pig I am for making fun of women. Now I feel all bad. And stuff.

Hey OzJean (or your friend) would it be out of line if I invited you over to my place? You know, I'll slip you a roofie and we'll do the horizontal mambo. Well, I will anyway. And I'll try not to hit you in the face.

What can I do to make you say "Yes, Dirksen, yes"?

Jixby Phillips 
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This topic will be closed for the time being... It's too good. It needs to be preserved

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