Summary: Will and Grace are both embarrassed by the men they're dating. Grace is ashamed to be dating her new neighbour, whom Will is disgusted by, and Will is ashamed to be dating a 23 year old. They avoid telling each other about their boyfriends, but soon Karen finds out about both accidentally.

When Karen calls Grace about a surprise she has for her, Grace panics and tells Will her secret. Will, despite knowing very well that he's keeping a similar secret from her, plays it out and gets Grace to agree to make it up to him with chores.

When Karen arrives, Grace reveals that she already told Will the secret. Karen then tells Grace that the surprise she had was that she bought a ring for herself that Grace had always wanted. As she leaves, she lets it slip that Will is dating a younger man and Will has to make amends to Grace.

Meanwhile, Jack finds a fan of his show in Val, but she soon turns into an obsessive stalker. After Val goes so far as to hide in Jack's bed, he pushes her screaming into the hallway. Later, of course, Jack misses Val's attention.

Quotes
WILL: "I had a really good time with you, but you're twenty-three."
SCOTT: "And three quarters."
WILL: "See, just the fact that your age has fractions...."