| Do Virgins Taste Better? |
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| A Dragon has come to our village today We've asked him to leave, but he won't go away Now, he's talked to our King, and they worked out a deal.. No homes will he burn and no crops will he steal, Now, there is but one catch, and we dislike it much Twice a year, he invites him a Virgin to lunch! Well, we've no other choice, so the deal we'll respect. but we can't help but wonder and pause to reflect.. Do Virgins taste better than those who are not? Are they salty? or sweeter? more juicy or what? Do you savor them slowly? Gulp them down on the spot? Do Virgins taste better than those who are not? Now, we'd like to be shed of you, and Many have tried. But no one can get through your thick, scaly hide! We hope that someday, some brave Knight will come by, Cause we can't wait around 'til you're too fat to fly. Now you have such good taste in your women for sure, They always are pretty, they always are pure. But your notion of dining, it makes us all flinch, For your favorite entree is Barbequed Wench. Do Virgins taste better than those that are not? Are they salty? or sweeter? more juicy or what? Do you savor them slowly? Gulp them down on the spot? Do Virgins taste better than those that are not? We've found a solution. It works out so neat. If you insist on nothing but virgins to eat. No More will our numbers ever grow small, We'll simply make sure there's no Virgins at all! the Lord, Lyricaen Master Bard of Elanthia |