| The Dragon's Retort in response to the Villagers from "Do Virgins Taste Better" |
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| Well, now I am a Dragon, please listen to me, For I'm misunderstood to a Dreadful degree. This ecology needs me, and I know my place. But I'm fighting extinction with all of my race. So I came to this village to better my health, which is shockingly poor, despite all my wealth But I get no assistance and no sympathy. Just impertinent questioning shouted at me! Yes, Virgins taste better than those who are not, but my favorite snack food with Peril is fraught. For my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot, Yes, Virgins taste better than those who are not. Well, I'm really quite good almost all of the year. Vegitarian ways are now mine out of fear. But a Birthday need sweets, and I'm sure you'll agree, that Barbequed Wench tastes like candy to me. As it happens our interests are almost the same - For I'm really quite skillful in managing game. If I messed with your men, would your excess decline? Of course not! The rest would just make better time! But the number of Babies a woman can bear has a limit,, and that's why my pruning's done there. Yet an orphan's a sad sight, and so when I munch, I'm careful to take out only virgins to lunch. Yes! Virgins taste better than those that are not, but my favorite snack food with peril is fraught. For my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot. Yes! Virgins taste better than those that are not! the Lord Lyricaen BrewMeister, Extraordinaire |
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