April's Antics Presents:

Actual Ads in Newspapers

(This is TOO funny!)

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Auto Repair Service.
Free pick-up and delivery.
Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

Our experienced Mom will care for your child.
Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

Dog for sale:
eats anything and is fond of children.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory.
Must be willing to travel.

Stock up and save. Limit: one.

Semi-Annual after Christmas Sale

3 year old teacher needed for pre-school.
Experience preferred.

Mixing bowl set
designed to please a cook with round
bottom for efficient beating.

Girl wanted to assist magician in
cutting off head illusion.
Blue Cross and salary.

Dinner Special:
Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00

For sale:
antique desk suitable for lady
with thick legs and large drawers.

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced
and get an extra pair to take home, too.

We do not tear your clothing with machinery.
We do it carefully by hand.

For sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.

Great Dames for sale.

Have several very old dresses from
grandmother in beautiful condition.

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