!!!News Report!!!

As you know, security is getting extremely tight at the airports, but I thought this was getting a little silly. I read the following in the paper this morning over coffee.
It seems there was an 80-year-old woman from Baltimore who had been visiting her son in Toronto. She was at Pearson Airport and was clearing security when they found 2 knitting needles in her bag. They said they would have to confiscate them. When the lady arrived home, she reported the incident to the local media. The reporter asked what reason they gave her.

Apparently, security told her they were afraid that she was going to knit an Afghan!

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