Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where in the Ladies Room, there is a very special mirror. If you stand in front of the mirror and tell the truth, you are granted a wish. However, if you tell a lie, *POOF* you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
A redhead of questionable looks walked into the Ladies Room and stood before the mirror and said, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." *POOF* The mirror swallowed her.
Next, a rather large brunette stood before the mirror and said, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive! *POOF* The mirror swallowed her.
Then an absolutely gorgeous blond came in and stood before the mirror and said, "I think..." *POOF* |
