Notes2Landlord

The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.
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I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
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This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door.
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The toilet seat is cracked where do I stand?
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I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall.
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I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
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Our toilet seat is in half and is now in three pieces.
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The person next door has a large erection in his backyard, which is unsightly and dangerous.
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Will you please send someone to repair our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.
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Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like to have a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it.
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Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny color and
not fit to drink.
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Could you please send someone to fix the faucet in our bathtub. My
wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us.
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I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 5:30 his cock wakes me up, and it is getting too much.
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When the workmen were here they put their tools in my wife's new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean tools to finish
the job and keep my wife happy.