* One hand on wheel, one hand on horn:
Chicago

* One hand on wheel, one finger out window:
New York

* One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:
Boston

* One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator:
California.
With gun in lap:
L.A.

* Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:
Ohio, but driving in California.

* Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat:
Italy

* One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game:
Seattle

* One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonalds bag out the window: Texas city male

* One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed steadily at 70mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming around a blind curve, in which case they are on the left side of the road:
Texas country male

* One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show different
angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in
the glove compartment:
Texas female

* Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna:
West Virginia

* Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level,
driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on:
Florida
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