WINDERS XP!!

It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Georgia edition of Windows XP may have accidentally been shipped outside Georgia.

If you have one of the Georgia editions you may need some help understanding the commands.

The Georgia edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen.

It reads WINDERS XP with a background picture of BUBBA super imposed on a Confederate flag.

It is shipped with a Daisy Duke screen saver.

Also note:

Recycle Bin is labeled Outhouse

My Computer is called This Infernal Contraption

Dialup Networking is called Good Ol' Boys

Control Panel is known as the Dern Dashboard

Hard Drive is referred to as 4 wheel drive

Floppies are them little ole plastic disc thangs.

Other features:

Instead of an error message you get a winder covered with a garbage bag and duct tape.

OK = ats aww-right
cancel = hail no
reset = awa shoot
yes = shore
no = Naaaa
find = hunt-fer it
go to = over yonder
back = back yonder
help = hep me out here
stop = ternit off
start = crank it up
settings = sittins
programs = stuff that does stuff
documents = stuff I done done

Also note that winders XP does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks.

We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of the Georgia edition.

You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.