Meeting Him April 13, 2000
by Munky's Slave

I met Him on April 13th, 2000. It was a meet and greet for the Sick & Twisted tour, I still have no idea how I got those passes! OK, so at 7:30 we meet the dude that's bringing us backstage. These were his rules:

1. No cameras.
2. Only one thing signed, if someone pulls out something else everyone is kicked out.
3. Do not initiate conversation. You may say hello and tell them your name, but nothing else.
4. No physical contact (i.e. hugs), save for a handshake.
5. Most of all, treat them like regular people! I thought the 5th one was rich considering he had pretty much given us the rules that you would get if you were meeting the fucking Queen of the England!

But no matter, I was going to meet Korn. My friend and I were so nervous and excited at the same time. My legs could barely function! I was shaking all over and I could not stop smiling, someone could've shot me and I would've still been smiling. So we get down there and Munky is the first to come out!

I literally stopped breathing for about 5 seconds. I wasn't expecting Jon to come out with all the stress and his dislike of fame. Anyway, Fieldy comes out after Munky and quickly moves down the line so he can get to catering. Head came out next and went down the line. I guess Munky was waiting for Jon or something. And then He came out, I almost shit a brick! The two most gorgeous men alive and they were both right in front of me! I kept telling them that I wasn't freaking out, I really think I scared Jon. But they laughed, at my expense, but they laughed anyway. I could not stop smiling, I actually felt...happy. I really love that quote of Jonathan's from the Diary episode about true happiness. I really doubt that it actually exists, but when I met them I thought that maybe it could.