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Jordan's Pismo Beach!!
Something must have happened off to the right that makes me mad.
Yes- yes- yes- yes- I KNOW! I've been gone for a VERY long time! Well I've got good reasons as you will be reading and looking at and maybe watching in the times to come. Well, I am still stuck on year-round school where we've got four different tracks and they go off at different times and my first month off is in August! So, what better way to kick off a vacation than go to Six Flags Magic Mountain?

Well, I'm not writing about that on this page. Try the Magic Mountain page. Jessie was impossible to pursuade... go check the other page for details.

Meanwhile, the thing that i did AFTER that was my very first System of a Down concert! And I can honestly say in an unbiased way that it was the greatest damn concert I've ever seen.

I don't really have much content on that, so I've taken it upon myself to SKIP IT and return to the matters in which concern me and the content that I have for such matters.

Basically, lets go to the shit that I have pictures on.
DING
I AM LAVA-BOY!! FEAR MY VOLCANO!
Don't ask me why I chose to, but I began digging a whole. with nothing but the clothes on my body, a rusty old shovel, and some strange gardening tools, I was determined to make a whole so deep that if I stood up straight in it, you would not see me! This is basically a picture of me in the early stages. I had a movie, but my server doesn't want to play it. Yeah, the reason the sand makes it look like a volcano is because sand kept on falling in and it pissed me off, so I moved it away.
Damn hair got in my face.
Get this:
If you look at the picture, I am just relaxing in the hole that I built by myself. Look at the bottom of the whole. One word for all you people:

THERE IS FREAKIN WATER DOWN THERE!

I looked at it and couldn't believe it as the sand turned into damp sand that turned into moist sand that turned into a mud-like substance that became mud that finally began filling with water!

Man, that's crazy!
"I come from the underground mole man's world!"
HOLE FINISHED
Looks like socks, but they're really shoes!
We basically hung out all of the time. Sometimes we got on our ATVs and rode in the dunes, or maybe took a jog along the overcast beaches. It was a very relaxing and exciting trip for all of us.

THE END
My loving parents. Notice the little elf in the background. Thats my brother friend.
JUST KIDDING!! ITS NOT OVER!!
Alright, now, to top off a great week at Pismo Beach, we got alert from the people working the coastal areas that there were some little animals that were sick! When they are sick, they get all confused and wonder onto the beach and don't know where they are and have a tendency to attack. Well, I got some pictures of it, so Lets end with the confused sea creatures!
I can see a house from here.
TADA!
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