Paul Bearer's Obituaries
AN OPEN LETTER TO MY SON KANE
Kane...Kane...Kane, why did you do it son? Why did you turn your back on your brother? Why did you forget all the good things I taught you about family and loyalty? Why, son, why?
Remember when I would tell you stories about your mom and brother? Think back son, to the days when you were in bed for months at a time. How excited you would get when I would explain to you how it would be when you and your brother would rule wrestling.
This was the time. I don't know if you will ever get another chance to rejoin your family again. My heart hurts so damn bad. Why did you let that little snotty-nose X-Pac get in your head?
Son, blood is thicker than water, so they say. Watch closely as your bother kicks the hell out of Stone Cold Steve Austin at FULLY LOADED. Watch the blood flow my boy! Watch your brother become four-time World Wrestling Federation Champion.
"Turn out he lights. The party's over. They say that all good things must end."
Because I am Paul Bearer and you are not! RIP
The Unwrapped Undertaker
