I told you it was going to happen, and it did didn't it? Oh yes... My Undertaker defeated Stone Cold Steve Austin and he is now three-time WWF Champion. My Undertaker delivered Stone Cold Steve Austin to the Higher Power, and did you see the look on his face? It was worth the price of admission.
Oh, I'm sorry you didn't get to see the Higher Power's face, did you? Well, bless your heart, what a shame. Maybe we will give you another chance, and then again maybe we won't. Ha ... ha ... ha ... Maybe Austin will tell you, then maybe he will not. Maybe you will never find out.
Just remember that the Lord Of Darkness is not through yet. You will have more surprises in store, don't ask me to tell either. Because I don't have too, and you know why? I am Paul Bearer and you are not! Ha ...ha ...ha ... ha .... RIP
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This column was taken off the WWF.com site.
The Unwrapped Undertaker
