My Thoughts on Taker & SNH
Well Creatures,
If you're lookin' for more pissin' and moanin' about how Taker's done us wrong by leavin' his longterm Undertaker persona behind you will be sorely disappointed with this article. 'Cause this ain't that!!
First off for those of you in Canada, or elsewhere, who can't get Heat or won't have it until Friday, let me describe this incredible animal we encountered tonight. His mane was wild. His lushous waves were untamed. His Texan drawl roared out of his venomous mouth spewing words which threatened evil destruction, head on. No more scarey music. Just savage domination where only "the strong survive."
The Big Show belted out that Armageddon (which he pronounced "armagillon") was upon us. Although Taker agreed with the Big Shows proclamation, Taker stated clearly and plainly that at a later date he would take a knife and thrust it through The Big Show's heart then with a spoon Taker would be ripping Big Show's heart out. It's nice seeing these very large men working together, but it's even better knowing that in the end Taker will turn on The Big Show and lay that pansy ass out!!
Taker talked about how it was "all about desire", that The Big Show had it but Kane didn't. He said that Kane was to compassionate. The Undertaker went on to say how he "hates everything and everyone". No bullshit chants!!! Taker said he'd rip out Stone Cold's heart and eat it. "Be afraid. Be very afraid." Taker came from a place of pure unadulterated hatred and evil. He was there to 'hurt, take and destroy'. Then he said that "everyone in the WWF can go straight to hell where (he'd) be waiting for them".
Later in the night there was a match up between Taker & The Big Show vs. The Acolytes. It was not a title match up. Taker looked strong. This was very important. It's hard to command fear and obedience in people when you're not 100%. But he looked good. After the match scrawny little Big Shot came out and kicked the - already down - Acolytes a couple times. Then The Big Shot tapped Taker. Taker almost laid his incredibly annoying ass out right there and then but The Big Show got in the middle and Taker backed off. Taker needs to take that piss ant out. Taker doesn't need to start a whole 'nother goddamn ministry. Taker, don't let that joke tag along. Please....
Well, that's my take on Taker!! Hot as hell. Cood as ice. And cruisin' along at a steady speed.
Jozie
You can get the rest of the SNH news on the newsboard! I just felt like doin' Taker tonight....
The Unwrapped Undertaker
