BIG BAD DOG

Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying; DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register.

He asked the store manager, "Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?"

"Yep, that's him," he replied.

The stranger couldn't help but be amused.

"That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"

"Because," the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."

- Dedicated to our Basset 'Buddy' - LOL

RIDDLENUT.COM

At RiddleNut you'll find hundreds of Riddles for many hours of head-scratching pleasure.

1. How many three cent stamps are in a dozen?

2. There is a word in the English language in which the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four signify a great man, and the whole word, a great woman. What is the word?

3. Runs over fields and woods all day Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, A-waiting for a bone. What is it?

4. In the back yard there is a hollow stump that contains six ears of corn. If a healthy squirrel carries out only three ears each day, how many days will it take to empty the stump.

Answers at the bottom of the newsletter

http://www.riddlenut.com

COOL SITES TO VISIT

Birthday Greetings
Here is a neat program that will let you create some nice birthday greetings for friends and family. It's called Birthday Bios and helps you create certificates, newspapers, and Web pages that provide information about any date between January 1st 1900 and December 31st 2000. Here's a good way to create "The Day You Were Born" certificates. Birthday Bios costs $29.99. The downloadable trial copy only uses random dates.
http://www.symphonicsoftware.com/ba.htm

Bunny Survival Test
This time of year, marshmallow bunnies seem to crawl out of the woodwork. Though I've watched friends and family devour them by the dozens, I must admit that I don't really like them. (The bunnies, that is.) But if you don't want to eat them, you can always subject them to cruel and unusual survival tests like laser exposure endurance and oxygen deprivation. In fact, it's already been done. See the startling results here. It seems that marshmallow bunnies are rather brave creatures.
http://www.colonize.com/c.php3?i=cs,04091,o3&e=11609362

How Stuff Works
Have you ever wondered how the engine in your car works or what makes your refrigerator cold? Then How Stuff Works is the place for you! Click on the categories below to see hundreds of cool articles.
http://www.howstuffworks.com/index.htm

WHAT'S YOUR EMOTIONAL AGE?
How old are you really? Sometimes there's a big difference between your chronological age and your "emotional" age. The way you think, feel and act highlights where you stand in the "emotional" stages of life. So, what age are you now? Answer these questions and find out!
http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/emotional_age3.jsp

NEWS HEADLINES IN THE YEAR: 2025

1.] Florida to Be Readmitted to Union

2.] Texas Executes Last Remaining Citizen

3.] Court Clears AOL-TimeWarner/GE-Disney/Cisco-Ford-RJR-Nabisco/Exxon-Mobil of Monopoly Charges

4.] It Wasn't the Cigarettes - It Was the Ashtrays

5.] Baby Conceived Naturally

6.] St. Louis Ravens Defeat Baltimore Rams in SuperBowl 55

7.] Great and Benevolent Galactic Ruler Reveals That Anal Probes Were "Just For Fun"

8.] Mother Monica Dies: Revered Hero of Bangkok Slums Overcame Lurid Past with US President

9.] Wealthy Widow Anna Nicole Smith, 83, Weds Handsome Young Actor. "This Is True Love," He Beams.

10.] Construction Begins On Grenada War Memorial In D.C.

11.] President "Bone Crusher" Jones to Face Chief Justice "Mad Dog" Ortega In Cage Match

12.] 50-Year Study: Diet and Exercise Key to Weight Loss

13.] Pope Phil II Settles Custody Battle With Ex-Wife

14.] Upcoming NFL Draft Likely to Focus On Mutants

15.] Younger Generation's Music Provokes Outrage of Elders

16.] D.C. Zoo to Receive Rare Cow

17.] Nursing Home Lawsuit Case: Clinton Denies Candy Striper's Allegations

18.] Authentic "Year 2000 Florida Chad" Sells for $6.9 Million dollars on eBay

- Thanks, Jeff

THIS WEEKS PICKS FROM MOUSE-CLICKS

Astronomy Picture of the Day - New picture everyday of our universe.
http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/

Send Your Love - Hugs, Cuddles, and Snuggles
http://www.hugkiss.com/platinum/hugs.shtml

Word Lover's Web Site - Word spy, word prospector, word play, word arranger...never be at a loss for words again.
http://www.logophilia.com/logophilia.html

Are you a victim of Murphy's Law? - Murphy's Law - Fun Stuff - AstroHoroscopes.com!
http://www.astrohoroscopes.com/fun/murphyslaws.html

Tipz Time - 1210 household tips, holiday, crafts, gardening, babies, food, chatting tips, teaching, time saving, frugal tips, pets and loads more.
http://www.tipztime.com/

Easter Links - Lots of variety and some neat stuff.
http://hometown.aol.com/kitte500/easter.html

Break the Chain: Stop Junk E-Mail and Misinformation
http://barnparty.ratliff.com/

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SOME SHORT FUNNIES (or funny shorties)

A man is driving with his wife at his side and his mother-in-law in the back seat. The women just won't leave him alone.

His mother-in-law says, "You're driving too fast!" His wife says, "Stay more to the left."

After ten mixed orders, the man turns to his wife and asks, "Who's driving this car - you or your mother?"

There was a very wealthy 70 year-old man who had just married a beautiful 25-year-old young lady.

One of his long time friends said to him, "How did you get that gorgeous woman to marry a 70 year-old guy like you?"

The man leaned over and said to his friend, "It was easy. I simply told her that I was 90 and had heart problems."

Miss Jones had just given her second-grade students a science lesson. She had explained about magnets, and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. Now it was question time.

Miss Jones said, "My name begins with the letter 'M' and I pick up things. What am I?"

A little boy in the front row proudly said, "You're a mother!

A man went skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seemed like days, he was ready to go. Excited, he jumped out of the airplane. About five seconds later, he pulled the ripcord. Nothing happened. He tried again. Still nothing. He started to panic, but remembered his back-up chute. He pulled that cord. Nothing happened. He frantically began yanking both cords to no avail.

Suddenly he looked down, and he couldn't believe his eyes. Another man was in the air with him, but this guy was going up! Just as the other guy passed by, the skydiver yelled, "Hey, do you know anything about skydiving?"

The other guy yelled back, "No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?"

Dr Gordon swears she was a REDHEAD

Dr Gordon was a guest at a chic gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which he was most at ease.

"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"

"Nothing is easier," Dr Gordon replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the right track."

"What sort of question?" asked the hostess.

"Well, you might ask him, īCaptain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?ī "

The hostess thought a moment, then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldnīt happen to have another example would you? I must confess I donīt know much about history."

RIDDLENUT.COM - ANSWERS

1. Most people will answer four, but of course there are 12 three cent stamps in a dozen.

2. Heroine.

3. A Shoe.

4. Six. Each day the squirrel will carry out the two ears on his head plus one ear of corn.

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