Dr. Julia Hoffman 

"She was talking of starting a new life with the man of her dreams, but I put that down to her obsessive delusions," stated Dr. Hoffman.

When questioned about this 

In connection with the disappearance, police wish to interview Mr. Barnabas Collins, but he was unavailable for questioning.

Realtor Terry Bowers

FOR SALE:   One pre-colonial stone construction  mansion.  40 rooms,  no baths,    fireplace    in    each    room, elegant   drawing   room  facing  east, period kitchen, assorted secret rooms and passageways,  and  full basement with coffin. Some renovation required. Possible   joint   occupancy   with deceased  former  residents.  $100,000 or best offer. Contact B. Collins after dusk.

Loves R Us
*Annie, **Khaire Karen, ***Dr. J., *#Scott, and *#*Elaine from the Julia List. Thanks ever so much!

Personals

MWF Blue-eyed, perky blond seeking handsome, charming, reluctant vampire bridegroom last seen in the 18th century to resume life of wedded bliss with his adoring wife. Hobbies: the Black Arts: voodoo, spells, and demon invocation. Pet peeves:Supericilious Demonic superiors, interfering busy-body lady Doctors, and decoy husbands with bratty children! 

Please contact, Angelique or Cassandra, or Alexis Stokes, Catherine Harridge, care of Diabolos in Hell.

PS "Barnabas, my Darling, I only wanted you to love me!" **

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SWM 30, lookin' for pretty SWF over 18. Likes: long hair, short skirts, and chicks without stupid boyfriends. Dislikes: graves, secret crypts, and forces beyond his control. Rich chicks, chicks who put out on the first date, and chicks with lots of expensive jewelry a plus. Must be patient and not ask any questions.

Reply to: William Hollingshead Loomis, The Old House, Collinsport, ME ***

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DHWDSOH (Devilishly handsome, well- dressed Scion of Hell ) --See enclosed picture--. Seeks young, compliant mortal for intimite candlelit dinners, the occasional Black Mass and possible sacrifical offering. Interests include: manipulating others to do my evil bidding, corrupting the innocent, and plotting the destruction of the entire human race. Pet Peeves include: insubordination, accomplices with their own agendas, and romantic mortal nonsense. If like what you see, I can be invoked by repeating the ritual prescribed below <beg>

I'm waiting to hear from you. Nicholas Blair **

SWF, 40's, professional (hemotologist/
psychiatrist/hypnotist/research scientist /historian/chronic houseguest) seeks SWM of undetermined age. Lack of pulse not a problem. Anger management issues not a
problem. Obsession with lost love not a problem. My ideal mate would enjoy late-night walks, visiting mausoleums, and skulking around the waterfront. Having available guest room a plus! Willing to relocate to another time period if I meet the right man. Please respond to: J.H., PO Box 54, Collinsport, ME. *

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DWF, mother of one daughter (well....only one that I KNOW OF), 
age (a lady never reveals her age!), seeking unattached male, over 50 (which is not to admit that I, myself, am over 50...). I enjoy relaxing at home wearing my velvet dresses and emeralds. My ideal mate should enjoy quiet evenings/years at home. Willingness to participate in basement "excavations" a plus. Pet peeves include being buried alive. Hobbies include holding seances in my drawing room. Will only entertain blackmail-free marriage proposals.

Please respond to: E.C.S. PO Box 76, Collinsport, ME. *

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Single, erstwhile confirmed bachelor, erudite, man-of the world seeks educated, single professional woman for friendship and possibly more.
Hobbies: The Occult, Time travel and amateur sleuthing. Pet Peeves: Charming, mysterious bachelor's who keep late hours and have an irresistible hold on half the women in Collinsport, and witches.

Please respond to Professor Stokes, Collinsport MA. **

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Twenty-something heiress with cute figure and long blonde hair who looks great in miniskirts seeks good-looking mature man, preferably without tentacles or facial hair. Am particularly attracted to men who scorn my money and hate my family. Likes: tossing my long hair, feeling sorry for myself, and hanging around dusty antique shops. Dislikes: men who treat me well and doing anything constructive with my life. The man I want is strong and masterful (although carrying me away and holding me prisoner in a root cellar is optional) and isn't attracted to women who play with fire or cigarette lighters. Please, no wolves. 

Reply to C. Collins Stoddard (don't forget that I am a Collins), Collinwood, Collinsport, ME. *#*

SWM Youthful looking, gentleman of means seeks SYTS (sweet young things) over 22 need not apply. For long walks along the cliffs overlooking Widows Hill, long intimate chats about my previous life, and of course, the occasional bite. Interests include: 18th century best-sellers, Colonial architecture and my long-lost love. (not necessarily in that order. Pet peeves: assertive and/or interfering women.

The young lady in question will share my obsses--I mean to say--my appreciation for the past. Will be well mannered, not overly opinionated, should hang on my ever word, and above all will never ever-- BETRAY ME!!!!

Willingness to dress up as said former love also a plus.

Please respond with a hand written and hand delivered note as I could never
consider installing a telephone much less one of those infernal computer
machines at the Old House.
Affectionately Yours,
Barnabas Collins **

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Widowed WM, 40-something, head of large, profitable family business, seeks attractive F, over 21, for trophy wife. Pet peeves: cut brake lines, ex-wives who keep rising from ashes, bossy older sisters.
Hobbies include drinking, pontificating, "work-related" (wink wink) trips to Boston. Connections to a good boarding school for troubled young sons a plus. Minions of Satan encouraged to respond. 

Write to: R.C., Office of the Head Honcho, Collins Cannery, Collinsport, ME. *

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Divorced, fortyish, harried female housekeeper supporting a wayward
son with criminal record seeks excitement of any kind to subvert tedium caused by swatting cobwebs and opening front doors to warlocks, werewolves and the idle rich. If you love a Mrs. Danvers hairstyle, and are partial to women in basic black, I can feather-dust your world with my sexy cynicism. Applicants, please send photos and measurements to:

Friends of Mrs. Johnson c/o Burke Devlin's P O Box (he doesn't need it anymore) Collinsport, Maine *#

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SWB (that's 'single white boy'), seeks SWG, age 10 to 12, for pre-teen dating fun. My ideal girlfriend will enjoy snooping around the Old House and family mausoleum, helping with "car repairs", and terrorizing governesses. Willingness to go to "first base" a plus! Pet peeves include chicks who sing "London Bridges", and Leviathan demon tots.

Please respond to: D.C., P.O. Box 28, Collinsport, ME. *