The Knives-Sting Conspiracy

Well, we've done it again. While chatting over our theories in the IRC room, Meri pointed out that Knives seems to look an awfully lot like Sting. Flustered, I consulted my copies of TriMax 4 and the Desert Rose single, and ..well, I bet you'll be even more amazed than I was!

The esteemed Love and Peace Research and Procrastination Committee(tm) call your attention to the Knives-Sting Conspiracy. Upon furthur investigation, we have determined that these two individuals are actually one and the same!


Mr. Knives Millions

Mr. Sting

Evidence
Facts, observations and other material supporting the theory that Mr. Sting is indeed Mr. Millions, and not the crisp pop music celebrity he pretends to be. Though I do like Desert Rose.

1) The striking physical resemblance. Note same hairstyle, color, eye color, as well as facial features such as cheekbones and clefts under mouth and eyes.

2) Both individuals share an intense interest in issues concerning the environment.

3) Both have droves of people at their every beck and call(though maybe not for the same reasons at any given time. Note: Compare road crew to Gung Ho Guns for existance of any such "Seth the Gaff" type person).

4) Mr. Sting has been often seen wearing leather clothing that is known to be favored by Mr. Millions.

5) Mr. Sting's name fits into the same catagory of "Painful Names or Names That are Objects that Can Hurt You" catagory that Mr. Millions' name belongs to.

6) Everyone knows that guys with british accents are ultimately evil in some way or another.

7) Hell, they both just look evil.

8) Don't they?

9) Possible relationship between Mr. Millions' stalking of Vash the Stampede and Mr. Sting's usage of concert tours to accomplish the same. Note: Question Mr. the Stampede. Bring donuts.

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This concludes our research report as of 10.26.2000. All furthur evidence should be directed to Investigation Headquarters. To be continued. End Report.

Don't worry, Sting fans. It's all in good fun. No hard feelings, eh?

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