Caption Contest

February/March
Whoo! Okay, I finally got this thing updated and organized. Thanks for everyone who sent in quotes for the last pic! This month's is a little more sedate, and sans Vasshu(we'll give him a month off after all that posing. Poor thing. ^^;). This one should give you Milly/Meryl/Wolf fans a chance to come up with something, and the pic is suitable to pretty much any kind of dialogue. Enjoy it! ^_^
This month's pic from the Trigun Art Book. Send in your best lines!

November-January
Pic from anime episode 12. Tons of quotes this time around, due to the long time it spent up. You people really are insane, you know. o_o; ...any comments I had are italicized in the little (...) brackets. ^_^

"Vash the chameleon ACTION FIGURES, now with new and improved karate chop AND victory dance action."

"Vash's first day of teaching PE!"(He can teach me PE anyday, Meri. -_^)

And in an unprecedented gesture of peace and goodwill, the infamous Humanoid Typhoon displays one of the many reasons why we should not fear him.(I'm convinced Oo;)

Vash: SUUPA-SECRET-BASKETBALL-SHOT! GOOOOOO! Townsfolk: That's THE Vash the Stampede? HOLY CRAP! WE'RE SCREWED!!!! ::Townspeople panic:: Vash: What's the matter? The Gung Ho Guns are 100 points behind and out to kill me, not you! What's the danger? ::Bullets just miss Vash's head:: Vash: Okay, who wants to save me!?!?!? ::Townspeople facefault:: Vash: Was it something I said? ::More bullets fly by, hitting and blowing up the basketball:: Vash: ALRIGHT, I'M ANGRY NOW! AAAAAUUUGGGHHHH!!! ::Vash grows an Angel Arm and fires it off in the GHG's direction. he misses everyone but blows up the town.:: Townsfolk: We are screwed. ::The GHGs laugh at Vash:: Legato: (Mentally) Too bad your marksmanship isn't as good as your shot. *Snicker* Vash: I quit.... ::Vash leaves.::(LOL @ Townsfolk. And why does everyone insist it's a basketball?)

Mob of Townsmen: Prepare to die! Vash the Stampede! we will take the reward money! Vash: *gets in a crane stance then thinks to himself* .oO(Look tall, look very big, and they can't hurt you) Mob of Townsmen:*gets a weird look on their face*"why is he walking like a egyptian?"(He's a Bangles fan.) kid ducking #1:"Heads up!" kid ducking #2:"Seven up!" Some guy in the mob:"THIS IS NO TIME TO PLAY HEADS UP SEVEN UP!" Vash: *looks at the kids then puts a ball on his tongue and continues to hold his stance*"Look kids I'm a dancing swallow, I can even balance a ball on my tongue, don't be afraid"

"QUICK! SOMEONE GET HIM SOME DOUGHNUTS!!" **SNIFF** "That was our last ball.."

Vash: I love practicing!!!!! Kid #1: Vash The Stampede likes practicing basketball?! #_# ?? Kid#2: He's not practicing for basket ball. ~_~ Kid #1: Ah. so that explains those two hotties! ^_^(I can only assume that refers to Meryl and Milly.. And again with the basketball. I thought it was a dodgeball, but oh well.. ^_^;)

"Now if i can only juggle chainsaws with my tongue.."(Ifff only..)

Vash: "See! I told you I was a member of the Harlem Globe-trotters! But noooo you didn't believe me!" Kids: "Please don't hurt us! Stick that tongue back in your mouth!" Random girl: "...I wonder what else he can do with that thing.."(Bordering on the ecchi, but i've wondered the same..-_-)

"vash! do you have ANY idea where that ball has been?"

Kid 1: I heard that if you stick your tongue to a basket ball it will get stuck. Vash: Will not! Kid 1: Oh yeah? I double dog dare you! Kid 2: OO..next will be the triple dare! Vash: This is rediculus! Kid 1: Fine..I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU! Kids: *GASP!* Vash: Okok.. [proceeds to stick his tongue to the basketball] AHH!!!! Its sthuck! [hopping around madly] Kids: I didn't think it would happen! Woah!!(It seems we never run out of perfect quotes out of A Christmas Story. I wonder what'll turn up next round.. )

Vash: Boo-yah!!! Child: ..I don't think I want that back, Mister.(ROFL..)

Child: I'll bet you four doughnuts he can't hold that for any longer than three minutes. Second Child: You're on.

Vash: "Now all far and near come and see, this thing I am to be, a real live piece of art! I'm incredible!! I'm amazing!! And you can view me for the low, low, price of $$50!!"(Ah! what a steal. Though his cels usually cost more than that ;_;)...