If I were a month, I would be: July
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Monday
If I were a time of day, I would be: 4 AM
If I were a sea animal, I would be: Octopus
If I were a direction, I would be: South
If I were a sin, I would be: Lust
If I were a historical figure I would be: ??
If I were a planet, I would be: Saturn
If I were a liquid, I would be: Water
If I were a stone, I would be: Amethyst
If I were a tree, I would be: Oak
If I were a bird, I would be: Penguin
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Lavender
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a Tornado
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a dragon
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a Ukulele
If I were an animal, I would be: An elephant
If I were a colour, I would be: yellow
If I were an emotion, I would be: Awe
If I were a vegetable, I would be: potatoes
If I were a sound, I would be: the tick tock of a clock
If I were an element, I would be: Earth
If I were a song, I would be: Fly Together by Rob Scott, Frank Bailey, Jason Voigt and Kathleen Garber
If I were a movie, I would be: Bruce Almighty
If I were a book, I would be written by: Alice Hoffman
If I were a food, I would be: Chocolate
If I were a place, I would be: Stonehenge
If I were a taste, I would be: sour
If I were a scent, I would be: Ghost Myst
If I were a religion, I would be: ??
If I were a word, I would be: Cherish
If I were a body part, I would be: Hips
If I were a facial expression, I would be: eyes wide, mouth wide open
If I were a subject in school, I would be: math
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: SpongeBob!
If I were a shape, I would be: Circle
If I were a number, I would be: 7
If I were a piece of jewelry, I would be: a necklace of some sort
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: a chair
If I were a car, I would be: a viper
If I were an item of clothing, I would be: a hat
If I were an insect, I'd be: a Dragonfly
If I were an alcoholic drink I'd be: Mike's Hard Lemonade
If I were a pantheon, I'd be: Mesopotamian

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D is for your dog's name:
Pagan and Gizmo
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E is for essential item you use everyday: Computer
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F is for favorite song at the moment
Anything by Simple Plan or Avril Lavigne
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G is for favorite games:
??
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H is for Home town:
Windsor, Ontario, Canada
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I is for instruments you played:
Keyboard now, used to play ukelele, clarinet and trumpet in school.
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J is for favorite juice?
Apple
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K is for kids?:
One 7 month old daughter
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L is for last hug?
I hugged daughter before bed
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M is for marriage:
I'm common-law married to Frank
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N is for your nickname:
MoonMorgan, Kaylana Anaya, callista83
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O is for overnight hospital stays:
At age 5 when I got run over by a school bus and when I delivered my daughter.

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P is for phobias:
All my teeth falling out
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Q is for quote:
When all the other little girls wanted to be princesses, I wanted to be a vampire - Angelina Jolie
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R is for biggest regret:
Not getting job experience as a teen
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S is for stupid stunt:
going out with a bunch of guys I barely knew as a teen

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T is for time you wake up:
9 am or so
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U is for UFOs
Maybe, not sure
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V is for vegetable you love:
Cucumbers
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W is for worst habit:
cutting myself (not anymore)
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Y is for yummy food you make:
I make a pretty good pasta I guess
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Z is for zodiac sign?
Cancer