An RPG by Azure Turtle and Kali Gargoyle

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Azure Turtle:

Don't mind me, I'm bored...

So I decided to play around with the test forums again...
??????? ???? ??? HAHAHAHAHAHA.....choke, cough......

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*dances around the test forums like a fool*

Go ninja go ninja go! Go ninja go ninja go!

*continues doin' the ninja wrap dance*

*suddenly, someone comes up from behind*

Frost: Hey, what are you doing in here?

GAH! Don't scare me like that!

Frost: Uh huh. You are a "fraidy ninja," just like Kali said.

You heard that??

Frost: Of course. I lurk about the forums, you know.

You shouldn't be able to do that....you're nothing but a created character!

Frost: Heh...that is what you think.

I created a monster...

*Frost takes a seat on a lawn chair*

Frost: So, oh great and wonderful creator, what are you doing in here?

Nothin'. I was just dancing since no one else is around. And hey, do I sense sarcasm in your voice?

Frost: Who me? No.

....You're giving me a headache.

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Frost: So...when do I get to be in a fanfic?

When I get time, duh.

Frost: When are you going to get time?

Maybe during the summer...hey, how did you know that I was planning to use you in a fic?

Frost: I know a lot of things.

Hmph...maybe I'll postpone that fic just to punish you.

Frost: What! You cannot do that! I did not do anything wrong!

Yes you did! You're supposed to be a created character! Remember the last time you got loose? You killed off most of the good guys in the RPG.

Frost: So? That was fun.

*Azure slaps his forehead*

Fun, yes. But you were out of character! I didn't spend a lot of time creating your personality just to have you go against it.

Frost: But it gets so boring playing that role over and over again.

You know what? People are going to think I'm crazy if they read this...

Frost: Why?

Because! I'm talking to a fictional character!

Frost: I am not fictional. I am sitting right in front of you, am I not?

You've got a point...say, do you like mangoes?

Frost: Yes.

Well now! I guess we've got something in common...

*Azure pulls up a chair next to Frost and gives him a mango*

Let's eat!

*Azure starts chomping on the mango*

Frost: You are so barbaric...

*Frost takes out a pocket knife and starts to peel off the skin carefully. He then cuts the mango into little slices, while Azure watches on with awe*

Frost: Honestly, it is as if you have never seen fruit being sliced before.

Gee...I'm so used to just eating them....

Frost: Hmph. Just my luck to have an uncivilized creator.

Hey! You better watch your mouth, or I'll erase you from my memory!

Frost: I would like to see you try.

Grrr....

*Azure tries, but gets a brain fart instead*

Blast! I hate it when the fictional character is right!

Frost: I am not fictional!

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*Azure and Frost finish eating their mango*

Frost: I have read your first fanfic.

Really? What'd you think of it?

Frost: It needs a villain.

NO! You're not going to be in that fanfic!

Frost: Why not? I could destroy all of those turtles single-handed.

You don't belong in that fanfic.

Frost: Then when do I get to make an appearance?

I told you I'm working on it! Sheesh...you're worse than an actor. Anyway, you aren't going to be in any fanfics that have me in it.

Frost: Because you are afraid that I will defeat you?

No.

Frost: Because I will steal the spotlight?

No...

Frost: Because I am much better looking?

NO!

Frost: Because-

Cut it out already! You are not going to be in any of my adventures.

Frost: Fine. Perhaps I shall write about you too.

What do you mean by that....

Frost: If I write a fanfic about you, then I get to be in charge of the plot and the charactersitics.

You wouldn't...

Frost: I can call it "The Misadventures of Azure Turtle." Do you like the title?

Hell no! You better not write about me! Waitasec...you're not real! How can you write about me?

*Frost shrugs* Frost: The ninja turtles got to write about Kali. I do not see why I cannot write about you.

Oh no....

Frost: Yes. This shall be your punishment for not putting me in a fanfic sooner.

*Azure cries*

This is too much for me!

Frost: Bah! You are a weakling!

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Please...go away...I'm so tired of having to deal with you.

Frost: Hmph. You are weak!

I am not!

Frost: Are too!

Am not!

Frost: Are too!

Am NOT!

Frost: Are TOO!

AM NOT!

Frost: ARE TOO!

*Azure gets angry, manifests an anime mallet and uses it to squash Frost*

BAM

So, how d'ya like me now, huh? Stupid punk!

Frost: ....perhaps I underestimated you...

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I don't have to take this any more! I'm going home for the weekend.

Frost: Hmph. Fine, run home to mommy and daddy.

Don't make me bring out the mallet again...

Frost: Okay! Okay! You win. Go on. I shall be waiting for your return.

Great. That really makes me feel comfortable. Oh well...see you around, fellow blue dude.

*Azure disappears in a puff of blue smoke*

Frost: Argh! I wish he would stop doing that!

*Frost spots the giant fan*

Frost: Thank goodness! I believe this will help alleviate all of this horrid smoke...

*Frost presses the red button, forgetting that he's standing in front of the fan*

Frost: Oh no...

AAAHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

*Frost flies out of the thread, and Azure pops back in*

Hee hee hee...feel the power of the fan! Anywho, goodnight folks! Sleep tight...I'll be pretty surprised if anyone read my mini-rpg...

*Azure disappears in another puff of blue smoke*

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Kali:

*points and laughs at Azure's antics*

*Frost comes flying back into the thread and lands on her* Oof!

Frost: Now where did he go? *notices Kali* Oh no.

*grabs Frost before he can get away* Not so fast, hot stuff.

Frost: Hot stuff?!? Do you have any idea who you are talking to? You can't do this, I'm not your character!

I don't hear Azure objecting.

Frost: He isn't here!

Excuses, excuses.

*Frost looks at Kali* I'm about to be glomped, aren't I?

For starters.

Frost: But you can't, this is supposed to be a low rating forum!

Excuses, excuses... *drags Frost out by his bandanna tails*

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Azure:

*pops back in*

LOL! Well, it seems like I was wrong...someone did see my weird little RPG.

Frost: Would you quit babbling and help me?!

Why? Kali means no harm...usually.

Frost: Wait! Where are you going? Come back! Don't leave me with her!

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Kali:

*wraps her arms around Frost's neck* I promise I won't hurt you. Unless you want me too, that is.

Frost: Azure, get your shell back in here!

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Azure:

Aww, what's wrong? Don't you want to play with Kali?

Frost: You are doing this to punish me, aren't you?

Nope. I don't know what you're talking about.

Frost: *nervous sweatdrop* Can't you do something to get her off of me?

Uhh... *thinks very carefully* Nope.

Frost: Ugh...

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Kali:

Don't make me get the Turtle Wax.

*Frost pales* This is cruel and unusual punishment!

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Azure:

Ya, but it's funny!

Frost: Grr...easy for you to say!

*Suddenly, a shadow looms over the three. They turn around to see...*

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Kali:

((Think, Kali think! Ah ha!))

*A tall lizard-looking woman appears in the doorway wearing a red dress*

*blinks* Mei-Xing? What are you doing here? You're supposed to be in The Dragon Lord's Empire RPG.

*Mei-Xing crosses her arms and shrugs* I got bored.

*lets go of Frost* Bored?!? What do you mean bored?!? You're Queen of the entire Dragon Empire how the hell can you be bored!?!

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Azure:

(( LOL!!! ))

*Frost and Azure exchange confused looks*

Frost: Who is Mei-Xing?

Well, she's definitely royalty...Anyway, I never seem to understand how you fictional characters can pop up unexpectedly like this.

Frost: She may be fictional, but I am not.

Ya, just keep telling yourself that.

Frost: I'm going to write that story about you if you don't stop.

Okay, okay! Geez...

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Kali:

I don't care how they're doing it! *grumbles* Mei-Xing, go back to the Yahoo! Group.

Mei-Xing: No.

No?

Mei-Xing: You said it yourself, I am "Queen of the entire Dragon Empire", I don't have to listen to you.

Oh, yes you do, I have the power to kill you off.

Mei-Xing: You wouldn't! You like playing me too much.

Hey, I had you shot, didn't I?

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Azure:

Shot? Now there's an idea...

Frost: Hey, why are you smiling like that?

Oh. No reason in particular. Kali just gave me a grand idea.

Frost: You wouldn't...

Why not? It'll be fun!

Frost: Fine. Then I'll have you get shot in my story.

You're still trying to write a story about me?? You can't. I won't allow it.

Frost: You can't stop me.

Yes I can.

Frost: No you can't.

YES I CAN!

Frost: NO YOU -

*Azure tackles Frost and the two begin fighting*

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Kali:

*Both Mei-Xing and Kali stopped to watch the two turtles*

Mei-Xing: Are they always like this?

Pretty much.

Mei-Xing: Does it ever solve anything?

Never.

Mei-Xing: Then why do they bother?

Testosterone.

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Azure:

Frost: Yes, and I have more. Azure is just jealous.

LIAR! I have more!

*the two take turns exchanging punches*

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Kali:

*Mei-Xing arches a spiked eyebrows* And you find this attractive?

Well, not this!

Mei-Xing: Well, I fail to see what is so appealing about either of them.

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Azure:

*Frost gets the upper hand and manages to knock Azure unconscious*

Frost: Finally, I win!

*He turns around and snorts at Mei-Xing's comment*

Frost: I'll have you know that I'm very appealing. I fight off more rabid fan girls than that weakling.

*Frost points at Azure, who's still face down on the ground*

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Kali:

Frost, as far as I know, I am your only fan girl, and you can't even fight me off. Azure has many fangirls, who manage to overwhelm him with their numbers.

Mei-Xing: I wonder how those compare.

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Azure:

(( OOC: LOL!!))

*Frost grunts in response*

Frost: Hmph...that's because not enough people know about me. If that lazy creator of mine ever writes a story about me, I'm sure to become famous.

*Azure twitches, but remains unconscious*

Frost: Pathetic.

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Kali:

*taps her foot* True, but if you keep acting like this you'll never get anymore fan girls.

Frost: It works for Raphael.

Mei-Xing: He has a point.

Shut up, I did not ask you.

Mei-Xing: That seems to a recurring problem, I've noticed.

Hey, I'm the one in charge here. You answer to me.

Mei-Xing: Not for long.

Oh, I'd love to see you try!

*Mei-Xing's eyes glow red* Well, if you insist.

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Azure:

(( OOC: Ooh, this is so much fun! ))

*Frost blinked as he watched Mei-Xing's eyes glow*

Frost: Hmm...I sense that there is going to be a cat fight. Hey, Azure, wake up. You're not gonna want to miss this.

*Frost began poking Azure with his foot*

...Huh? What happened? What's going on?

*Azure sat up, confused*

Frost: Quiet, you fool! The two of them are going to fight!

*Azure scratched his head*

Waitasec, weren't we just fighting?

Frost: Yes, and you lost.

WHAT?!

Frost: Shut up and watch!

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Kali:

*The Demon Teen faced off with the Dragon Queen ((doesn't that sound cool?)) and they started circling*

Mei-Xing: You are pathetic. If you had any real power, you'd have this place, and all it's inhabitants under your thumb.

Now where would be the fun in that? You're forgetting that you aren't on the top of the food chain, dragon lady.

*Mei-Xing shot at Kali with her laser* We'll see who eats who!

*Kali dodged and knocked Mei-Xing to the ground* Now who's pathetic?

*They started wrestling on the ground, occasionally clawing and biting at each other, ripping clothes, etc.*

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Azure:

(( *snicker* This is so entertaining! ))

*Azure and Frost sat in the background watching in awe*

Frost: Wow...what a fight! I should have a drink and snack to go with it...

*Frost pulls out some popcorn and a soda*

Hey, can I have some?

Frost: No.

*Azure gets angry, but suddenly calms down*

Omigosh! Look at what Kali's doing to Mei-Xing!

*Frost turns to look*

Frost: Amazing!

*Azure quickly and quietly steals some popcorn*

Uh huh...

Frost: Hey...what are you eating?

Nothing...

Frost: You're eating something! Did you steal my food?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Frost: Grrr....

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Kali:

((*chuckles* Well, at least we now know what Frost finds entertaining.))

*Kali pulls on Mei-Xing's braid*

Mei-Xing: Yow! *scratches Kali's leg*

Oh, you are SO gonna pay for that! *pounces on Mei-Xing*

Frost: Oh, and BTW, Kali, I know about that story you wrote about me.

What!?! *gets distracted and is punched in the face by Mei-Xing* Ooooowwwww.....

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Azure:

*Azure perks up*

Story? You wrote a story about Frost??

Frost: Why? Are you jealous?

Grrrr...

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Kali:

Geez, it wasn't like it was this big, character developing epic. It was a two-page le-

Frost: I don't care, it was still a story about me.

Well, in that case, I must remember to make more of that perfume.

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Azure:

A two page what?!

*Frost nails Azure over the head with an anime hammer*

Frost: None of your business.

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Kali:

*chuckles* Frost, I wonder if you'd be interested at all in doing a sequel. *bats her eyelashes*

*Mei-Xing rolls her eyes* Oh, please.

*whaps Mei-Xing upside the head* Shut up.

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Azure:

*Frost blushes crimson*

Frost: Uh...well I...

*Azure suddenly sits up*

Azure: So! That's what you've been up to lately!

*Azure gets some revenge by thwacking Frost with a baseball bat*

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Kali:

Azure, don't get upset. It's not Frost's fault he's weak willed. *puts on some Turtle-pheromone perfume*

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Azure:

*Azure and Frost both gasp at the bottle of perfume*

Azure: Well Frost, you can stay here if you like. I...uh...left my iron on! Ya, that's right!

*Azure runs away, while Frost stares wide-eyed at Kali*

Frost: No...I can't believe you're going to use that...

*Frost quickly turns around and calls after Azure*

Frost: Hey!!! Wait for me! What kind of a creator are you? Don't you care about your characters?!

*Frost follows suit, running after Azure*

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Kali:

Mei-Xing: They're afraid of perfume?

Ah, not just any perfume, but my specially re-designed formula. See, the Turtle Wax was too hard to administer, so I tweaked the formula and got this. *holds up the bottle* I put this on myself, and instantly I will become irresistible to any male mutant turtle who comes near. Or a lesbian one, but I don't think there are any around here.

Mei-Xing: Indeed. A brilliant, yet desperate and disturbing invention.

Yes. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a Turtle to catch.

Mei-Xing: Which one?

Well, both, if I can manage it. *runs off after the guys*

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