Whose Fic is it Anyway? - Questions Only
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Kali smiles at the camera. "Hi, and welcome to our first game, Questions Only. This is for all four players." She looks up at the back of the stage where the Turtles are sitting. "So get your shells up here!"
The four Turtles scramble for their places, Leo and Mike on the left, Don and Raph on the right.
"Okay, for those of you who don't watch the show, I'm going to give the guys a scene to act out, but they can only speak in questions. Seems simple, but try it sometime. If they fail, they get buzzed out. Our scene is," she looks down at her card, "Robin Hood. You can add in his merry men and all that. So that's your scene, go."
Raph pushes Don aside and steps out with Leo. "Are you wearing tights?" he says.
"Aren't you Maid Marian?"
Raph narrows his eyes. "Why you little..."
BZZZZZ!
"What!?! It started with 'why'!"
Kali merely hits the buzzer again and Raph is replaced by Don. "Are you Robin Hood?"
"I am... damn it!" BZZZZZ!
Mike jumps out. "Do these tights make me look fat?"
"Yes!" Raph yells from the sideline.
"It's not your turn!" Kali yells back.
"Are they control top?"
"Are you here for the audition, too?" Mike asks.
"Audition for what?"
"Didn't you hear?"
"I uh... um..." BZZZZZ!
Raph steps out and pokes Mike. "Are you a merry man?"
"Are you?"
"Do I look like I am?"
"Why are you here then?"
"Can't you see I'm the evil Sheriff?"
Mike gasps. "Are you going to arrest Robin Hood?"
"Do you think I can?"
Mike just stands there a second. "I've got nothing."
BZZZZZ!
Leo steps out. "So, you think you can arrest me, do you?"
"What makes you think you can stop me?"
"Do you know who you're dealing with?"
"An annoying little prick?" Raph smirks.
"Why are you wearing a dress?"
"Can't you tell I'm in disguise?"
"Then why did you tell me who you were?"
"Shit." BZZZZZ!
Don steps out. "So did I make it?"
"What do you think?"
"Do I get to wear tights?"
"You want to wear tights?"
"Do they come in any other color?"
Leo turns. "Okay, this just got too weird for me."
Mike jumps out again. "Did you get your tights yet?"
"Have you seen Robin?"
"Was he here?"
"Didn't you see him?"
"Did you see Maid Marian?" Mike grins.
"Was she wearing tights?"
"Didn't you hear that the Sheriff stole her dress?"
"Really?"
"Would I make that up?"
"So, she has no dress?"
BZZZZZ! "Aw," they both groan.
"Yeah, yeah, you boys had your fun," Kali says. "That's the end of the game. And a thousand points for Raph and his pretty pink dress."
The other three Turtles snicker and Raph just takes a drink of water.
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