Teach A Man To Fish....
 

A man was stopped by a game warden in Northern Minnesota
recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its
fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to
catch those fish?"

The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet
fish."

"Pet fish?!" the warden replied.

"Yes, sir. Every night I take these fish down to the lake and let them
swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their
buckets, and I take em home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"

The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said,
"Here, I'll show you. It really works."

"O.K. I've GOT to see this!" the game warden replied.

The man poured the fish in to the water and stood and waited. After
several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said,
"Well?"

"Well, what?" the man asked.

"When are you going to call them back?" the game warden
prompted.

"Call who back?" the man asked.

"The FISH."

"What fish?" the man asked.