The Gundam Wing Drinking Game

What you need: Gundam Wing, a TV, and lots to drink. (I don't really mean alcohol.. I know I don't drink that stuff.)

Take one drink every time...

~ Someone self destructs or tries to kill themselves.
~... it's someone other than Heero.
~ Quatre apologizes.
~ Wufei babbles about integrity and/or weakness.
~ Dorothy appears bloodthirsty.
~ Relena says something naive.
~ Heero threatens to kill someone.
~ Trowa is calm in a tense situation.
~ Duo tries to crack a joke.
~ You find yourself talking to the characters.
~ Heero and Relena sigh each other's names.
~ You have the sudden urge to slap Relena.
~ You have the urge to hug one of the gundam pilots.
~ Someone yells, "It's a gundam!"
~ One of the girls in Relena's fan club says something sickeningly worshipful about her.

Take two drinks every time...

~ Noin backs Zechs up.
~ Treize is drinking.
~ Heero tries to kill Relena and fails.
~ Duo gets punched.
~ Quatre cries.
~ Heavyarms runs out of amo.
~ Someone freaks out because of the zero system.
~ Lady Une does something because it's what Treize wants.
~ Someone's self destruct button malfunctions.
~ One of the pilots speaks to his gundam as if it were alive.
~ Someone in the rooms makes fun of you for watching a cartoon.
~ ... and you reply, "Omae o korosu."
~ Dorothy tells someone a story about their name.

Drink every thing in site when...

~ Relena becomes a professional assassin.
~ The Maganats go on strike.
~ Duo shaves his head.
~ Catherine takes Trowa's ear off with a misguided knife.
~ Trowa runs out of his special hair gel.
~ The gundam boys burst into song and start to dance.
~ Dorothy shaves her eyebrows.
~ You waltz onto screen and latch onto your favorite character.
~ Heero protests the war and turns his gundam into a lawn ornament.
~ Treize joins alcoholics anonymous.
~ Relena's fanclub turns out to be a cult.


* If you drink so much you feel you might be sick or the whole thing just gets blatantly ridiculous, turn off the TV, you've won.

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