Author: Kalynn
kalynn95@juno.com
http://www.oocities.org/kalyw
Rating: G
Classification: H
Keywords: Humor!
Summary: This is what happens when I listen to my Muppet's Christmas album too many times *g* Here we have The Twelve Days of X Files Christmas and the XFiles meets Bart Simpson take on Jingle Bells. If you don't want to read silly, just punch the delete key *g*
Spoiler: really small ones, but you're safe
Archive: Okay for Gossamer, others ask first, thanks!
Author's Notes: oh, dear do I need sleep :-) Instead it's late and I'm warping beloved Christmas carols. *bg* If you manage to read it all, please let me know what you think, but please be nice :-) These may have been done before, but I haven't read them, so as of now I'm unaware of treading on anyone's turf.
Disclaimer: Mulder and Scully, et al. are property of FOX Television, 1013 Productions, Chris Carter, and probably a bunch of other people. I hate to admit it but I did not actually come up with Jingle Bells (or the Bart Simpson inspired version either) the songs are all owned by someone else. No profit is made, yadda yadda yadda. It's just the voices in my head won't shut up.
Dashing through the shows,
In a rented Chevrolet
O'er the plots we go,
Blevins got in the way
Smells on Flukeman cling,
Tooms' eyes did glow bright.
Oh what fun it is to watch
An XFiles ep tonight!
Jingle Bells,
Krychek smells,
Spender came from an egg.
Leo Bettis wants Ciggy's lungs,
and our Duo got away!
Oh, Jingle Bells
Byers is swell
Frohicke eyed Scully's legs
Surfer Dude rules the tube,
and the fans dread the summer break!
fin 1
On the first day of Christmas Chris Carter revealed to me
A sister abducted through the window.
On the second day of Christmas Chris Carter revealed to me
Two perfect partners
And a sister abducted through the window.
On the third day of Christmas Chris Carter revealed to me
Three dead informants
Two perfect partners
And a sister abducted through the window.
On the fourth day of Christmas Chris Carter revealed to me
Four homely Peacocks
Three dead informants
Two perfect partners
And a sister abducted through the window.
On the fifth day of Christmas Chris Carter revealed to me
Five Speedo moments!
Four homely Peacocks
Three dead informants
Two perfect partners
And a sister abducted through the window.
On the sixth day of Christmas Chris Carter revealed to me
Six near encounters
Five Speedo moments!
Four homely Peacocks
Three dead informants
Two perfect partners
And a sister abducted through the window.
On the seventh day of Christmas Chris Carter revealed to me
Seven Men a smoking
Six near encounters
Five Speedo moments!
Four homely Peacocks
Three dead informants
Two perfect partners
And a sister abducted through the window.
On the eighth day of Christmas Chris Carter revealed to me
Eight Sam clones melting
Seven Men a smoking
Six near encounters
Five Speedo moments!
Four homely Peacocks
Three dead informants
Two perfect partners
And a sister abducted through the window.
On the ninth day of Christmas Chris Carter revealed to me
Nine eyebrows arching
Eight Sam clones melting
Seven Men a smoking
Six near encounters
Five Speedo moments!
Four homely Peacocks
Three dead informants
Two perfect partners
And a sister abducted through the window.
On the tenth day of Christmas Chris Carter revealed to me
Ten aliens abducting
Nine eyebrows arching
Eight Sam clones melting
Seven Men a smoking
Six near encounters
Five Speedo moments!
Four homely Peacocks
Three dead informants
Two perfect partners
And a sister abducted through the window.
On the eleventh day of Christmas Chris Carter revealed to me
Eleven Ratboy's lying
Ten aliens abducting
Nine eyebrows arching
Eight Sam clones melting
Seven Men a smoking
Six near encounters
Five Speedo moments!
Four homely Peacocks
Three dead informants
Two perfect partners
And a sister abducted through the window.
On the twelfth day of Christmas Chris Carter revealed to me
Crawfords cloning
Eleven Ratboy's lying
Ten aliens abducting
Nine eyebrows arching
Eight Sam clones melting
Seven Men a smoking
Six near encounters
Five Speedo moments!
Four homely Peacocks
Three dead informants
Two perfect partners
And a sister abducted through the window.
