A neighbor noticed her repeated trips to the curb and asked if she was waiting for a special delivery.
"No," she replied, "My computer keeps telling me I have mail
Why Do you spray insect repellent on the telephone?
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(to keep it from being bugged)
Why are opera singers good sailors?
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(because they know how to handle the high C's)
What is the best paper to make kites from?
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(fly paper)
Take the Sanity Test! or check out the Love Story or the Perfect Joke
(They would pee on the Bush's and chase the Quayles)
How can you pick President Clinton out at the
Olympics?
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(He'll be the only American there rooting for the Russians)
Americen Intelligence confirmed Saddam Hussien
does not sleep in the same bed twice.
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(Iraqi Intelligence also deterimined President Clinton does not sleep in the same bed twice)