GONNA BE A BEAR

In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When your a girl bear, you birth your young ( who are the size of walnuts) while your sleeping and wake up to partially grown cute, cuddly cubs. I could definately deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear! ( Author Unknown... picture from bears.org)

On another note:

Yesterday, we celebrated John's birthday with my dad at Two Senoritas. He enjoyed his gifts and we had a cookie cake back at the house. The rain came back to East Texas yesterday and is supposed to rain all weekend. Hopefully we can get his windshield on his bike and his new accessories we got him and squeeze in a bike ride or two. Saturday we will be going to Fort Worth for our nephew's 3rd birthday. He is so cute. I can't wait to see the Morris clan either. It will be fun. We are serving at the altar on Sunday at our church and then Sunday for lunch are heading for Sulphur Springs to have lunch with John's granddad for His birthday. Have a great weekend folks! See ya Monday...well maybe... I have a training at the school I have to attend for two days next week. Then we have Jaclyn's physical and we are going out of town to go shopping and see Grandmom. Oh well... that is life in the fast lane. And so It BEGINS.......