Sweet ones about friends
"Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends leave footprints in your heart..."
"As we go on we remember all the times we had together, and as our lives change, or whatever, we will still be ~Friends Forever~(Atomic Kitten - Friends Forever)"
Funny
"Only Fools Quote (From the wall in my Maths classroom)"
"wow, The sh!t really hit the fan this time... (Issi)"
"Three people can easily keep a secret, if two of them are dead.(Inanimate Stove)"
"Never sneeze with a mouthful of spaghetti(Issi)"
"It's the boogie that binds us.(Concussion Kid)"
"If monkeys could fly we'd all be rich...(Aeris)"
"If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. If you still don’t succeed, kick it, scream at it and lay sobbing in a corner until someone does it for you.(Issi)"
"Let your anger be as a monkey, hiding in the pinyata, hoping the sugar-high don’t break through.(Aeris)"
"I just got lost in thought... It was unknown territory..."
"I think he just insulted us Peter. Yes he did Erol, and we don’t like being insulted, do we Erol? No we don't Peter.(Snatch)"
"I think the best way to decide Miss America pageants is to have the contestants fight it out to the death. That way we could eliminate all those world peace questions, or at least make them incredibly ironic."
"I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again."
"I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.(Billy Madison)"
"New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.(David Letterman)"
"Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.(David Letterman)"
"Life is pain. Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something.(From: The Princess Bride)"
"Though we adore men individually, I agree that as group they're rather stupid."
"Movies don’t create psychos, they just make them more creative.(From: Scream)"
"Before you criticise someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you do criticise them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.(Issi)"
"If at first you don’t succeed, then sky-diving isn't meant for you..."
"Im just so spunky you couldnt resist yourself.(Issi)"
"Im sorry, i dont wear underwear. My religion dosent agree with it.(Netty)"
"Over my dead ass!(Katie)"
"Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.(Matt Groening)"
"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.(Erma Bombeck)"
"The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist."
I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs.(Nancy Reagan, former First Lady)"
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.(Robert A. Heinlein)"
"Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that? (Lisa Claymen)"
"I want some Takitos!(Aeris)"
"Its kinda like the beach! But, you know, without the sand...
or the water...(Issi)"
Too true...
"Love your life.(Silverchair)"
"A wise man speaks for he has something to say, a fool speaks for he has to say something.(Nelo)"
"They only want you when your 17, when your 21, your no fun."
"If you make people think they are thinking, they will love you. But if you actually DO make people think, they will hate you.(Someone from school)"
"Today is Yesterday from Tomorrow's point of view(Issi)"
"Everything in life can, in one way or another, be related back to an episode of Seinfeld. (Universal Seinfeld Theorem)"
"Life is a road, theres allways speed-bumps along the way. (Issi)"
"To be loved is nothing. It is to be preffered that i wish for"