The Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction *Error* Drinking Game Disclaimer: The author takes no responsibility for what happens if you actually try to play this. And it wouldn't work anyway since it depends on how fast you can read. Some items also depend on how they're presented. I could write a good story where Nodoka knows how to use her katana... but if the story has Nodoka know how to use her katana for no obvious reason except that the author knows that she owns a katana in the series, that's an error. NAMES AND LANGUAGE: If any name is misspelled (romanization differences not counted) 1 drink ... if that name is "Nadoka" 1 drink ... if that name is "Ukkyo" 2 drinks ...... and the author has never seen the video game 1 extra drink ... if that name is "Nibiki" 1 drink ... if that name is "Nermia" 1 drink ... if the author uses multiple spellings for the same name 1 drink Pantyhose Tarou named "Johnny Pantyhose" 1 drink ... and the author has never seen the video game 1 extra drink If the author mixes romanization styles (translating the same vowel to "o" or "ou" depending on the name, for instance) 1 drink Kunou using the phrase "date with" 1 drink Ukyou using the phrase "Ranma-honey" 1 drink ... and other characters still use "-chan" 1 drink Nabiki using the phrase "Kunou-baby" 1 drink ... and other characters still use "-chan" 1 drink "-kun" and "-chan" treated as synonyms for "male" and "female" 1 drink ... "Ranma-chan" used as a name by regular cast (except Happosai) 2 drinks ... "-kun" and "-chan" used for any other transforming character (Futaba crossovers not counted) 2 drinks Kawaikunee is spelled any other way 1 drink Irokeganai is translated as "uncute" 1 drink "Macho chick" or other Viz-isms (I'll let things slide on 'Oh my!') 1 drink Viz-isms used _with_ the untranslated versions as if they were two completely separate epithets 2 drinks People from Shampoo's tribe are given names that are bathroom products but are too absurdly long to actually be real Chinese names 2 drinks Extreme amounts of swearing 1 drink "I THOUGHT THAT WAS A ONE-SHOT": If Shampoo is treated as habitually drugging Ranma's food 1 drink ... if she does so with Passion Spice 2 drinks If Ranma or Ryouga use ki-blasts in every battle, no matter how minor 1 drink Tsubasa treated as being an everyday nuisance 1 drink PAIRINGS (Only drink if these pairings supposedly started in the series): Kunou and Nabiki 1 drink Ryouga and Ukyou 1 drink MARTIAL ARTS AND FIGHTING: Nodoka is skillful fighting with her katana 1 drink Akane is a match for any trained character (except Kunou) in a regular battle (no slaps, no special circumstances) 1 drink Hiryuu Shoten Ha used from a standing still position 1 drink If characters' relative strengths change for no apparent reason 1 drink CHARACTERIZATION: Ranma hits any (real) girl while he is a guy 1 drink Ranma _not_ getting jealous when another guy makes moves on Akane 1 drink Sex between any main characters with no explanation 2 drinks ... if one is Ranko (not Ranma-chan) 2 drinks If Akane starts coming on to anyone 2 drinks If Ranma and Akane don't ever fight 2 drinks Ranma reveals Ryouga's secret to Akane 2 drinks Nodoka is intelligent, sensitive, and perceptive 1 drink If anyone commits suicide 2 drinks ... Ukyou 1 drink ... Happousai Finish the glass, then cheer ... everyone Finish the glass, then kill the author If Ukyou tries to kill somebody (not a villain) 1 drink ... and it's not fanfic, but is written by Takahashi Rumiko Finish the glass VISUALS: Female Ranma's hair is seen as red by the characters 1 drink ... any other odd hair color is visible to the characters 1 drink Battle auras are visible to the characters 1 drink Hammerspace is actually used to store or retrieve something (including a hammer) 1 drink Someone falls in the drowned girl pool and looks just like Ranma, with no explanation of why 1 drink FOOD: Fortune cookies are treated as actual Chinese food 1 drink Someone refers to sushi as raw fish 2 drinks Akane being totally unable to cook any food 1 drink Ranma being totally unable to cook any food 1 drink Ukyou being totally unable to cook any food except okonomiyaki 1 drink Ryouga afraid of or dislikes Akane's cooking 1 drink Akane's cooking walking around and/or becoming sentient 2 drinks DID THEY ACTUALLY WATCH/READ THAT EPISODE/STORY?: The Dragon's Whisker still makes Ranma's hair grow 1 drink The Nanban Mirror is used but the author is completely unaware that it was broken in the original story 1 drink Herb/Lime/Mint story as precedent for children of a non-cursed form inheriting traits of the cursed form 2 drinks If Herb's tribe marries transformed animals in the present 1 drink If the story takes place after the end of the manga, but the author has obviously never even seen the end of the manga 1 drink MISC: Happosai is Ranma or the Tendo sisters' grandfather 2 drinks If Kasumi is stated to have never had a period 2 drinks Any video game crossover using American video game character names when the characters have different names in Japan 1 drink If Nodoka doesn't know about Ranma's curse and the story takes place after she learns 1 drink Ranma and the gang going to China with no explanation of where they got the money 1 drink If Jyusenkyou consists of wells 1 drink If Gosunkugi's magic actually works without some explanation of why 1 drink If beating any Chinese Amazon doesn't count because she wasn't beaten honorably (how do you think male Ranma beat Shampoo?) 1 drink Alternate universe stories which supposedly have only one/a few changes, but in fact are filled with ones like characters appearing too early 2 drinks Ryouga getting lost in places he couldn't possibly walk to without crossing an ocean and knowing it 2 drinks A price given in yen isn't even close to a reasonable yen value 1 drink The Tendou bathroom is on the second floor 2 drinks Hinako is stuck as a child (author forgot the fighting fish story) 1 drink