The Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction *Error* Drinking Game

Disclaimer: The author takes no responsibility for what happens if you actually
try to play this.  And it wouldn't work anyway since it depends on how fast you
can read.

Some items also depend on how they're presented.  I could write a good story
where Nodoka knows how to use her katana... but if the story has Nodoka know
how to use her katana for no obvious reason except that the author knows that
she owns a katana in the series, that's an error.

NAMES AND LANGUAGE:
If any name is misspelled (romanization differences not counted)      1 drink
... if that name is "Nadoka"                                          1 drink
... if that name is "Ukkyo"                                           2 drinks
...... and the author has never seen the video game               1 extra drink
... if that name is "Nibiki"                                          1 drink
... if that name is "Nermia"                                          1 drink
... if the author uses multiple spellings for the same name           1 drink
Pantyhose Tarou named "Johnny Pantyhose"                              1 drink
... and the author has never seen the video game                  1 extra drink
If the author mixes romanization styles (translating the same vowel
to "o" or "ou" depending on the name, for instance)                   1 drink
Kunou using the phrase "date with"                                    1 drink
Ukyou using the phrase "Ranma-honey"                                  1 drink
... and other characters still use "-chan"                            1 drink
Nabiki using the phrase "Kunou-baby"                                  1 drink
... and other characters still use "-chan"                            1 drink
"-kun" and "-chan" treated as synonyms for "male" and "female"        1 drink
... "Ranma-chan" used as a name by regular cast (except Happosai)     2 drinks
... "-kun" and "-chan" used for any other transforming character
    (Futaba crossovers not counted)                                   2 drinks
Kawaikunee is spelled any other way                                   1 drink
Irokeganai is translated as "uncute"                                  1 drink
"Macho chick" or other Viz-isms (I'll let things slide on 'Oh my!')   1 drink
Viz-isms used _with_ the untranslated versions as if they were two
completely separate epithets                                          2 drinks
People from Shampoo's tribe are given names that are bathroom products
but are too absurdly long to actually be real Chinese names           2 drinks
Extreme amounts of swearing                                           1 drink

"I THOUGHT THAT WAS A ONE-SHOT":
If Shampoo is treated as habitually drugging Ranma's food             1 drink
... if she does so with Passion Spice                                 2 drinks
If Ranma or Ryouga use ki-blasts in every battle, no matter how minor 1 drink
Tsubasa treated as being an everyday nuisance                         1 drink

PAIRINGS (Only drink if these pairings supposedly started in the series):
Kunou and Nabiki                                                      1 drink
Ryouga and Ukyou                                                      1 drink

MARTIAL ARTS AND FIGHTING:
Nodoka is skillful fighting with her katana                           1 drink
Akane is a match for any trained character (except Kunou) in a regular
battle (no slaps, no special circumstances)                           1 drink
Hiryuu Shoten Ha used from a standing still position                  1 drink
If characters' relative strengths change for no apparent reason       1 drink

CHARACTERIZATION:
Ranma hits any (real) girl while he is a guy                          1 drink
Ranma _not_ getting jealous when another guy makes moves on Akane     1 drink
Sex between any main characters with no explanation                   2 drinks
... if one is Ranko (not Ranma-chan)                                  2 drinks
If Akane starts coming on to anyone                                   2 drinks
If Ranma and Akane don't ever fight                                   2 drinks
Ranma reveals Ryouga's secret to Akane                                2 drinks
Nodoka is intelligent, sensitive, and perceptive                      1 drink
If anyone commits suicide                                             2 drinks
... Ukyou                                                             1 drink
... Happousai                                      Finish the glass, then cheer
... everyone                             Finish the glass, then kill the author
If Ukyou tries to kill somebody (not a villain)                       1 drink
... and it's not fanfic, but is written by Takahashi Rumiko    Finish the glass

VISUALS:
Female Ranma's hair is seen as red by the characters                  1 drink
... any other odd hair color is visible to the characters             1 drink
Battle auras are visible to the characters                            1 drink
Hammerspace is actually used to store or retrieve something (including
a hammer)                                                             1 drink
Someone falls in the drowned girl pool and looks just like Ranma,
with no explanation of why                                            1 drink

FOOD:
Fortune cookies are treated as actual Chinese food                    1 drink
Someone refers to sushi as raw fish                                   2 drinks
Akane being totally unable to cook any food                           1 drink
Ranma being totally unable to cook any food                           1 drink
Ukyou being totally unable to cook any food except okonomiyaki        1 drink
Ryouga afraid of or dislikes Akane's cooking                          1 drink
Akane's cooking walking around and/or becoming sentient               2 drinks

DID THEY ACTUALLY WATCH/READ THAT EPISODE/STORY?:
The Dragon's Whisker still makes Ranma's hair grow                    1 drink
The Nanban Mirror is used but the author is completely unaware that
it was broken in the original story                                   1 drink
Herb/Lime/Mint story as precedent for children of a non-cursed form
inheriting traits of the cursed form                                  2 drinks
If Herb's tribe marries transformed animals in the present            1 drink
If the story takes place after the end of the manga, but the author 
has obviously never even seen the end of the manga                    1 drink

MISC:
Happosai is Ranma or the Tendo sisters' grandfather                   2 drinks
If Kasumi is stated to have never had a period                        2 drinks
Any video game crossover using American video game character names
when the characters have different names in Japan                     1 drink
If Nodoka doesn't know about Ranma's curse and the story takes place
after she learns                                                      1 drink
Ranma and the gang going to China with no explanation of where they
got the money                                                         1 drink
If Jyusenkyou consists of wells                                       1 drink
If Gosunkugi's magic actually works without some explanation of why   1 drink 
If beating any Chinese Amazon doesn't count because she wasn't beaten
honorably (how do you think male Ranma beat Shampoo?)                 1 drink
Alternate universe stories which supposedly have only one/a few changes,
but in fact are filled with ones like characters appearing too early  2 drinks
Ryouga getting lost in places he couldn't possibly walk to without
crossing an ocean and knowing it                                      2 drinks
A price given in yen isn't even close to a reasonable yen value       1 drink
The Tendou bathroom is on the second floor                            2 drinks
Hinako is stuck as a child (author forgot the fighting fish story)    1 drink

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