The Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction Drinking Game

V. 2.0

Edited by Sean Gaffney

Major contributors:  John Walter Biles, Sean Gaffney, Harvey Torrance
Griffin, Thomas Jefferys, Nicholas Leifker

Minor contributors:  Many people far too numerous to mention here
(meaning I deleted their posts by accident)


GENERAL CATEGORIES:

If the story doesn't change the status quo at all, 1 drink
If the stories resolves a relationship, 2 drinks
If the story resolves *all* the relationships, 4 drinks
If Ranma and Akane confess their undying love, 1 drink
If Ranma and Akane confess their undying love for someone else, 3 drinks
...if it's not an alternate universe, 5 drinks
...if they *mean* it, chug

If there are no fights or use of martial arts, 2 drinks
If aliens invade Nerima, 2 drinks
If any Japanese is used in the fanfic, 2 drinks
...if there's so much Japanese that a glossary is needed, 4 drinks

If no one ever gets wet, 3 drinks
If Ryouga's curse is revealed to someone new, 2 drinks
If Akane finds out, 3 drinks
...if Akane finds out and immediately sleeps with him, 5 drinks
...if Akane finds out and sleeps with him later, 4 drinks
...if Akane finds out AFTER sleeping with him, 4 drinks
If somebody's curse gets cured, 2 drinks
...if it's *not* Ranma, 3 drinks
If the curse is regained, 3 drinks
If someone's curse is altered, 3 drinks
...and it's not Ryouga, 5 drinks
If someone uncursed gets one, 4 drinks
...for good, 6 drinks

If Ranma gets permanently stuck as a female, 2 drinks
...if Akane then marries him, 3 drinks
...if Ukyou then marries him, 4 drinks
...if either of them dunk themselves in the male spring for 
   him, 5 drinks
...if Kentaro then marries him, 5 drinks

If someone's kid(s) show up, 2 drinks
...without time travel being involved, 3 drinks
...and none of them are Ranma's, chug
If they are Ranma's and Akane isn't the mother, 3 drinks
...if Ranma's the mother, chug
...if Happosai's the father... sorry.

If somebody masters a new special technique/chi-attack: 2 drinks
... If the character is someone other than Ranma, Ryouga, or the
   Author: 3 drinks
... If Ranma is unable to master or find a counter to the
   technique himself: add 5 drinks and gloat vigorously 

1 drink for each appearance of the following people:
Gosunkugi
Mikado
Azusa
Tsubasa
Konatsu
Akari
Herb
Ranko Tendo/Saotome (*NOT* Ranma-chan)
Nodoka
Sasuke

3 drinks if any of the above are major parts of the story

If Gosunkugi actually manages to do some magic, 3 drinks
...and actually becomes competent, 4 drinks
...and becomes a powerful wizard, 6 drinks
...and meets a c*b*l of Gosunkugis from other universes, chug



If the author assumes that the only reason Akari likes Ryouga
   is because he becomes a pig, 5 drinks (10 if you're me)
If Azusa is revealed to be a super genius, 8 drinks
If Mikado is revealed to be a super genius, chug
If Ranko is in the fic and it's not a lemon (or lemonesque),
   3 drinks
If Nodoka doesn't figure out Ranma's curse, 2 drinks
...if she insists he commit seppuku when she finds out, 3 drinks
...if it turns out she wouldn't have had them commit seppuku
   in the first place, 4 drinks

If something happens that Rumiko Takahashi would choke on
    her sake to see, 2 drinks

DARKFICS/SADFICS:

If someone dies, 1 drink
If it's a suicide, 3 drinks
If Ukyou kills herself, 6 drinks and send Sean a nasty note
If Ranma or Akane dies, 3 drinks
If Happosai dies, 5 drinks and send the author a check
If someone goes crazy and starts killing everyone, 2 drinks
...and it's not Ryouga or Shampoo, 3 drinks
...if it's Akari, 8 drinks and I will hunt you down

If Ryouga or Ukyou go through emotional torture, 1 drink
Ranma and Akane, 2 drinks
Anyone else, 3 drinks

If everyone lives happily ever after, 3 drinks
If everyone dies, 3 drinks

CROSSOVERS (does not include cameos):

with Ah! My Goddess, 1 drink
with Bubblegum Crisis, 1 drink
with Sailor Moon, 1 drink
with Urusei Yatsura, 1 drink

Any other anime series, 2 drinks

with Animaniacs, 3 drinks
with Are You Being Served?, 4 drinks (thanks, Ross)
with Sesame Street, 5 drinks

If a character from the other series gets into a relationship
    with a Ranma cast member, 2 drinks
If it's one-sided, 3 drinks
If it's still going at the end of the story, 4 drinks
If it's not Ryouga or Ukyou, 4 drinks
If Nene, Shampoo, and Lum get a girl group together, 6 drinks

ELSEWORLDS/PARALLEL UNIVERSE 'FICS

If it splits off before the Fateful Trip: 1 drink
... and Ranma still gets Cursed: add 1 drink
... and it's _not_ the same one: add 3 drinks
... if the nature of the springs/curses is radically changed: add
    2 drinks
... if he has an additional traveling partner: add 1 drink
... and (s)he get's cursed: add 2 drinks

If Ranma ends up with Akane or Ukyou: 1 drink
If Ranma ends up with Nabiki: 3 drinks
If Ranma ends up with Shampoo or Kasumi: 5 drinks
If Ranma ends up with Kodachi: 10 drinks and cheer
If Ryouga ends up with Ukyou: 1 drink
If Ryouga ends up with Nabiki: 2 drinks
If Ryouga ends up with Kodachi or Akane: 3 drinks
If Ryouga ends up with Shampoo or Kasumi: 4 drinks
If Ryouga ends up with Ranma: chug
If Shampoo ends up with anybody but Mousse (and vice-versa): 
   Raise a Toast the Author
If Kuno ends up with anyone: 3 drinks
... and it isn't Nabiki: add 3 drinks
... if it's Akane: Chug

If 'Ranko' is the featured character: 2 drinks
... if she did not fall into SODboy: add 3 drinks
If she falls for Ryouga or 'Kaneda': 1 drink
If she falls for Mousse: 5 drinks
If she falls for Akane, Ukyou, or Shampoo: 10 drinks
If she falls for any member of house Kuno: Chug 
If she falls for Mikado: Flay the Author Alive

If Nodoka had anything to do with Ranma's upbringing: 2 drinks
... if you could tell by the way he acts: add 2 drinks

LEMON (warning inherent):

1 drink for the following sexual pairings:
Ranma/Akane
Ranma-chan/Akane
Ranma/Ukyou
Ryouga/Ukyou
Nabiki/Kuno
Mousse/Shampoo

2 drinks for:
Ranma/Shampoo
Ranma/Nabiki
Akane/Shampoo
Akane/Ukyou
Kasumi/Tofu (note: *sexual only*)
Ranma-chan/Ukyou
"Ranko"/Ukyou
Ranma-kun/Ranma-chan (or "Ranko")
Ryouga/Nabiki
Ryouga/Akane

3 drinks:
Ryouga/Akari
Kodachi/anybody
Kuno/Ranma-chan
Konatsu/Akari (did I get all of Caroline's pairings?)
Kasumi/Ranma
Mikado/Azusa
Tsubasa/anyone
"Ranko"/Ryouga
"Ranko"/Shampoo

4 drinks:
the Tendo sisters (with or without Ranma)
Ranma/Ukyou/Akane/Shampoo
Konatsu/Ukyou
Genma/Nodoka
the author/Nabiki
Nabiki/Tofu
Childra Jansen/anybody (it's not as common as you think)
"Ranko"/Tofu (and I think that covers all the Marital Arts pairs...)
everyone in one big honkin' orgy

6 drinks:
Soun/anybody
Anybody in their cursed form (except Ranma)
Ryouga/Ranma-kun
Ryouga/Ranma/Mousse
Nabiki/Ukyou
Azusa/Tsubasa
Akane/Kuno
Tatewaki/Kodachi
Ukyou/Ataru Moroboshi/Lum
Hinako adult/anybody
the author/anybody other than Nabiki

8 drinks, or more if you need them:
Cologne/anybody
Happosai/anybody
Hinako-child/anybody

Chug, and/or shoot the writer:
Nodoka or Genma/Ranma
Soun/any of his daughters
Soun/Genma (eeeeeww!)
That annoying Ranko/Ranma/Ukyou scene in Split Personalities

Drink one for each of the following lines (needn't be exact):

"[female] gasped as [male]'s member was revealed"
"That's the hymen"
"Oh, my!"  (only in a sexual situation)
1 drink each time character's name is shouted during climax
2 drinks if there's more than 20 characters in the name
     e.g. Akaaaaannnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
3 drinks if Ranma and Akane don't end the sex scene with an
   "I love you"
4 drinks if they use affectionate "pet names" for each other,
   i.e. "Baka."  "Tomboy."

If everyone always an orgasm during sex, 1 drink
If something disastrous happens during sex, 1 drink
If there's a Kama Sutra ref, 3 drinks
If Caroline's writings are mentioned, 3 drinks :-)
If a character thinks they're pregnant, 4 drinks
...if they actually are, 5 drinks
...and they're not married, 6 drinks

If Ranma has sex with a woman while he's female, 1 drink
If Ranma sleeps with a guy as a woman, 2 drinks
If he's completely sane in either case, 3 drinks
If Ranma-chan "experiments" with his female form, 1 drink
If Ranma "experiments" with his male form, 2 drinks

If Nabiki is having sex but is interrupted by rampaging
    vikings bent on conquest, 4 drinks

3 drinks if all of Ranma and Akane's problems and differences 
     mysteriously disappear after having sex


PARTICULAR AUTHORS:

1 for each author:
John Biles
    If it's a series, 2 drinks
    If the series is completed, 4 drinks :-)
    If he's "Bailesu", 3 drinks
Stefan Gagne
    If it's not depressing, 2 drinks
    If it doesn't star Ryouga, 3 drinks
    If Nine Inch Nails aren't mentioned, 4 drinks
David Tai
Paul Gallegos
    a DnR story, 2 drinks
Caroline Ann Seawright
    and it's not a lemon, 3 drinks
Mark Latus
    and it's not depressing, 2 drinks
    and it's got alternate Ryougas, 2 drinks per Ryouga
Richard Lawson
    and it's not in the Inward Love continuity, 3 drinks
    and it's in the Outward Part continuity, 5 drinks :-)

2 for each author:
Richard Beaubien
Martin Bennett
Darren Demaine
    Non-lemon, 3 drinks
Eric Jones
Mike Loader
    if it's a darkfic, 4 drinks
Shannon Richmeyer
    non-fantasy, 5 drinks
Chris Schumacher
Darren Steffler aka Twister
    and he's not the star, 5 drinks
James Stone
    non-lemon, 3 drinks
Jeff "OneShot" Wong
Sebastian Weinberg
Jeff Rutsch
    and it's sweet and caring, 8 drinks :-)
Ross McKenzie
Chris Willmore
    and it's not in the 2096 continuity, 2 drinks
RpM

3 drinks if the author writes himself into a story
6 drinks if the author writes himself into the story as some
     all-knowing wiz who solves everything
8 drinks if he's got superpowers, too
4 drinks if Nabiki gets involved with him
6 drinks if anyone else gets involved with him
if the author dies, chug

If it's one of the best fanfics you've ever read, chug
If it's one of the worst fanfics you've ever read, chug
Hell, just chug at the end for the hell of it.  You're plastered
    by now anyway...

That's all, folks!  Thanks again to everyone.


--Sean Gaffney
--"You git!  I thought you were dead!  Git git git!" - Benny, No Future

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